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James: [to Ray-Lyn] I think your problem is that you get laid too much, I get laid too little, we're probably perfect for each other.

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Angelo: I'm in the need for greed, let's make some money here.

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James: So it's like kind of a porn thing?

Rae-Lyn: No, I wouldn't say that.

James: Well you have sex with toys and...

Rae-Lyn: Yes, but it's not porno, 'cause it's not sex.

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Judge Cole Stevens: [during presentation] I just want you to know that I am a judge, and this is totally legal.

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Tom: Yeah, no job, no credit, no problem. I can get you in with J hawk financial, write it into the deal.

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Tom: [to Kevin] If you don't shut the f*&% up, I'm going to take you upstairs and give you the rhino horn right now!

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James: This isn't a pyramid.

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Scott: Is the tax system mandatory?

Tony Shannon- IRS CI: Most people think it is.

Scott: But is it?

Tony Shannon- IRS CI: No, its voluntary.

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Tristan James: [standing next to Last Call] There's two assholes here, and one's standing right next to me.

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Rae-Lyn: I love this car so much. I want to do something special for you...

[goes to give James a Blow Job]

James: [Rae-Lyn pukes] I can't believe you puked in my fucking viper!

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James: [to group] Has the money gone to all of your heads?

Lia King: [to James] The money has gone to your head!

Tony Shannon- IRS CI: It's gone to both of your heads!

Kent Vaughn: We know which head the money has gone to...

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James: [before leaving the meeting with Rae-Lyn] I have some after business to take care of...

Tony Shannon- IRS CI: Oh, Mr. macho is going to go try and get it up now...

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Jim: There's three types of people in this world. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen... and those who ask "What just happened?"

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Duke: Hey, crouching tiger, hidden dragon!... blah blah blah blah!

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Duke: [to Bobbie] Where the hell did you come from?

Bobbie: You're making trouble with the group...

Duke: Hey, tooth-a-lot. What's up your teeth?

Bobbie: What's wrong with my teeth?

Duke: Yeah...

[does horse imitation]

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Judge Cole Stevens: [about two girls wanting to get into the group] I can vouch for them, they're lovely ladies!

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Rae-Lyn: Ohhh, Spank that Ass...

[spanking Tony Shannon's ass]

Judge Cole Stevens: [Judge Cole tries to get her to spank his ass] Oh, Pleeaase!

Rae-Lyn: [turning him down] I don't think so.

James: [disappointed in the judge's behaviour] Judge?

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Lia King: [to the camera crew] I want you to shut the cameras off.

[to sound guy Andrew who is now seen on screen]

Lia King: I'm serious... Don't just look at me like that.

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James: [after Tristan criticizes his car] Dude, you don't even have a car!

Tristan James: [pointing to James' beat up car] Yeah, but if I did, it would not be this car.

[pointing to a Mercedes]

Tristan James: It would be that car over there.

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Rae-Lyn: I have to go to work now...

[after seeing James' beat up car]

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Judge Cole Stevens: [during boat party presentation] We're here to make money, and isn't that good? Isn't that the way it's supposed to be? That's the way it should be. Whooo! Let's hear it for ourselves!

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May, Ryan: [during pyramid presentation] Now that we are introducing the paintings, doesn't that involve a product, so don't we have to report that to the IRS?

Tony Shannon- IRS CI: [not knowing how to answer the question] I think we need to wrap this up now. Some of these questions are getting ridiculous. It's just turning into a pissing match.

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Andreas: [to James] You took the elevator, I got the shaft!

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