Swamp Zombies!!! (2005) (V)

User Rating:

2.7/10   

Director:

Len Kabasinski

Writer:

Len Kabasinski (writer)

Genre:

Action | Horror

Tagline:

Raised from the dead....Engineered to Kill.....Dying to eat

Plot:

A chief physician at a large metropolitan hospital is formulating a serum to resurrect recently deceased...

Plot Keywords:

Female Nudity | Shower Scene | Martial Arts | Action Noir | Suspense

Cast

Janet Aden	...	Mrs. Stephenson
Kathleen Bussiere	...	Zombie
Scotty Colt	...	Harry
Robert Connick	...	Thug #2
Adam Cozzens	...	Police Officer
Chad Cozzens	...	Rick
Fred Cozzens	...	Police Officer
Hans Cozzens	...	Larry
Kris Cozzens	...	Larry
Jimmy Crissman	...	Zombie
Ryan Dawley	...	Zombie
Michael DeFoy	...	Zombie
Kevin DuMond	...	Agent Schiller
Zsolt Farkas	...	Stoner
Wayne Gardner	...	Mr. Stephenson
Brian Heffron	...	The Hermit
Shelly Hofius	...	Shelly
Todd Humes	...	Hitman #1
Joseph Jackson	...	Zombie
Adam Johnson	...	Zombie
Len Kabasinski	...	Jack (as Leon South)
Krissy Kat	...	Zombie
Collin Keith	...	Thug #1
Drew Kestle	...	Zombie
Chris Kuneman	...	Fisherman #2
Paul Kuneman	...	Zombie
Mike Lamb	...	Officer Mike
John C. Lyons	...	Hospital Tech
Alaina Manchester	...	Harry's Girlfriend
Byron Marsh	...	Hitman #2
Lisa McQuiston	...	Bikini girl #1
Vera Michiru	...	Nurse Claudia
Tom Miller	...	Fisherman #1
Darren Orengia	...	Zombie
Monica Picirillo	...	Anna
Sarah Presogna	...	Jesse
Jason Roberts	...	Robert
Spring Sanders	...	Zombie
Jeff Schroeder	...	Zombie
Dan Severn	...	Police Captain
Mike Severn	...	Zombie
Amanda Simmons	...	Female Weed Farmer
David Smith	...	Zombie
Terrence Smith	...	Professor Wiley
Shannon Solo	...	Dr. Phillips
Jasmin St. Claire	...	Lillian
Michelle Suroviec	...	Nurse Claudia
Pamela Sutch	...	Monica
Dorota Swies-Lyons	...	Blonde Woman in Hospital
Jen Switzer	...	Lisa
Amanda Tech	...	Judy
Stevie Vaneck	...	Young Patient / zombie
Josh Williams	...	Zombie
K. Mary Zawadzki	...	Desk Nurse

Runtime:

USA:90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:Not Rated

Filming Locations:

Erie, Pennsylvania, USA

Trivia:

The fight scene between Jack (Leon South) and Hitman #1 (Todd Humes) took over 5 hours to film. Leon is afraid of heights and the fight to place on the roof of a five-story building

Soundtrack:

Dead Alive

Vile, Putrid, Piece of Excrement.

I watch many independent horror movies. I'm a real Indie Movie Buff. Trust me when I say I've sat through some awful movies. As a self confessed B-Movie fan, It takes a lot for me to write such a bad review. But in all honesty, Swamp Zombies is absolutely pathetic.

The editing was the worst attribute of the whole movie. You can hear the camera's sound cutting out, as the scene changes. They seem to drown this noise by using some Un-Suspenseful, dire Backing tracks.

The acting is Terrible. Without a doubt the worst I have ever seen in a movie. I'm not just saying this for effect either. Genuinely, Where'd they find there actors, off the street? As for the camera-man, I can only assume he was drunk, since he couldn't hold the camera still.

The setting was Grotesque. It was supposed to be a lab. It was a room, with a few curtains and some wood blocks for about six extras to lie upon. Tragic.

There was a sex scene, Involving two Ugly as hell 'Actors'. The girl wearing a dirty old grannies bra. It just looked totally amateur, and was probably the LEAST arousing thing to Disgrace my screen.

There are two FIXED reviews on here Obviously posted by the cast/Crew. About six lines of non-detailed bull about the movie, making it sound like a blockbuster masterpiece. On Killerwolf films other movie Curse of the wolf, There are two more fixed reviews there. As if these losers are writing their own reviews giving there movies 10 out of 10. It's pathetic.

Avoid this trash like an STD. Even if you like B-Movies, And Cheese.

1/10 - Some girl has a shower scene = Nice T*ts.