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Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist (2004)

Video  -  Horror  -  2004 (USA)
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A schizophrenic videotapes women he's tied up, and sends a "Gospel of Blood" to the media.

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Cast overview:
Alexandra Voskoboynikov ...
Wife of Judas
Rocco Martone ...
Judas (as Rocco Martone III)
Bill Zebub ...
Jesus
Freddie Dingo ...
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Wife of Pilate
Michael M. Herrmann ...
Peter
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Wife of Peter (as Debbie Dee)
Mallory Marshall ...
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Mary Magdeline (as Yelena V. Sobolevska)
Niki Rubin ...
Mocking Thief (as Niki Notarile)
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A schizophrenic man who believes he is Jesus kidnaps women who refuse to believe his delusion He videotapes himself with these women he has tied up in various states of bondage. He sends videotapes to the media labeled "Gospels of Blood," which are just photographs of naked women in bondage, usually crucified in some way, with the camera panning and zooming over the photos. These photographs account for more than half of the running time. There is no diegetic sound, only a few title cards, although there is a soundtrack of heavy metal music. Written by Anonymous

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First he nails you... Then he *nails* you!

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Into Thy Hands  »

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Title Card: The schizo, believing that he was Jesus, killed a friend who was thought to be a reincarnation of Pilate. After the murder, "Pilate's" girlfriend showed up, and Jesus thought of better revenge.
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In case someone actually might buy this . . .
3 January 2006 | by (Seattle, WA) – See all my reviews

I'll just repeat my Amazon review to save you a few dollars.

Okay, for starters if you're a fan of sexploitation sleaze, you just about have to buy a film named like this, don't you? I mean, you know there are going to be some problems just from the box cover, a drawing (from a website advertised in the flick) of a naked young girl in a middle-east like scene carrying a cross with whipmarks on her bum. Uh, okay, but that can't possibly have anything to do with the film, eh? Another problem might be that it supposedly won the "Tales of Woe" film festival, which so far as I can find doesn't exist.

Well, nevermind, like I said, someone has to buy this and review it solely due to the title, even though there's a strong possibility that it could be some student art flick with the title pasted on later . . . which of course it is. In fact the disk doesn't even bother to disguise the fact that the real name of this wreck is "Into Thy Hands". Apparently they couldn't even bother to edit the video to match the box. After some more drawings, with more in the so-called "bonus feature", the embarrassment begins, which is basically an ultra short and ultra cheap semi-slasher flick with no pay offs. The continuity is laughable, like when the bearded killer wastes 30 seconds getting a rope unsnarled while the camera runs.

There is some nudity and some sleaze scenes that might have been half decent if they weren't filmed in slow motion with no sound. Oh, did I forget? There's a sludgy background music track but no actual sound recording at all. R-rated bondage gets practically no respect at all these days, what with it plastered all over usenet and the web, so that nets this mess the minimum one star. For joke collectors only.


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