Far Far Away Idol (2004 Video)
Pinocchio: [singing] Domo Arigato, Mr. Robotto/Domo, Domo...
Simon Cowell: Come on, get real, Pinocchio.
Shrek: I find his performance quite wooden actually.
[laughs about the joke he just made]
[Fiona giggles along with him]
Prince Charming: I'm too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy my shirt / So sexy it hurts...
[Ugly Stepsister flirts with him from backstage]
Prince Charming: And I'm a model / You know what I mean / And I shake my little tush on the cat...
[Shrek and Fiona open trapdoor under him, he falls in with the microphone landing on the the trapdoor a moment after it closes with the Ugly Stepsister looking shocked]
Simon Cowell: That's the artist formerly known as Prince... Charming.
Puss In Boots: [singing] You keep saying, you got something for me/Something that you call love, but confess.
[he jumps out of his boots after Tinkerbell enchants them with pixie dust and they move in sync with his feet beside him as he continues]
Puss In Boots: These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do... Arriba!/Cos one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!
[he backflips into his boots]
Simon Cowell: Well, the cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote.
[turns over to see that Shrek and Fiona have gone on stage]
Simon Cowell: Ugh, always breaking the rules.
Simon Cowell: [about Shrek and Fiona's performance] Ogreall impression: Rather wonderful.
Donkey: It's Donkey Time!
Donkey: Uh yeah, the heat was on/Rising to the top, oh yeah/Everybody goin' strong!/That's when my spark got hotter/I heard somebody say/Burn, baby, burn!
[His sweetheart, Dragon, laying near him on the stage, blows some fire near him that apparently misses]
Donkey: Disco Inferno!/Burn, baby, burn!
Simon Cowell: You're on fire, donkey!
Donkey: [still singing] Burn, baby, burn!
Shrek: No! You're really on fire!
Donkey: Oh, yeah, yeah...
[looks and sees that his tail is on fire]
[Runs around on the stage in panic leaving a trail of smoke]