- Jerry: Jerry: Did you ever have a relationship where you didn't screw around?
- Mac: Yup. Desiree Weaver, Second grade. We only went together from 9 in the morning to a little bit after lunch. That's when she peed on herself in art class. It was terrible
- Jerry: I'm serious.
- Mac: Me too.
- Jerry: That's a damn shame.
- Mac: You right. But I could not be seen with the pee pee girl. Hell no.