Under the boom mike credit it reads, 'Okay, so on the days we actually had a mic, we rarely had a boom, but pretty much whoever had nothing else to do at the moment held the darn thing. Except me. I have a strange affliction that causes a humming noise if I touch a mic's casing directly.'
The characters and events in this motion picture are completely fictional. Any likeness to any person, living or dead is purely coincidental. Actually, considering two of the characters are werewolves, a likeness to an actual person would be quite strange. I mean really, werewolves aren't real. Are they? None showed up for auditions, but then again, we didn't hold auditions during the full moon. Are you still reading this?
You may have noticed many less credits than other films. That's because jobs like script coordinator, editors, PA, etc. were all done by many of us, friends and family. Too many people to mention. Mostly because I am a lousy typer and don't want to do this anymore. These assholes aren't even paying me for this shit.
Paul wanted me to remind everyone that tires would not screech on dirt as they do in the first scene. The guy who posted the audio thought it sounded cool and kind of wanted to piss Paul off, so he left it in.