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If you're going to San Francisco... be sure to bring a yeti with white hair
The title suggests this is a spoof mainly concerning the second Austin Powers movie, "The Spy Who Shagged Me", but actually it's nothing to do with it except for the British location. The story goes something like this: On an expedition through Scotland, Professor Lavish (Frank Bowdler) discovers a frozen cave woman from the Stone Age (Anoushka), while his assistant meets a gay yeti and decides to go to San Francisco with him. A very mad scientist (Mark Standley, pulling faces like a Batman villain) steals the cave woman, though special agent Johnson (Misty Mundae) tries to sort out the mess. Obviously shot on a shoestring budget, this has many hilarious moments (I loved the sound effects straight from the classic slapstick flicks), monumental silliness, fake beards, topless women... and a sheik on a camel! I think "The Girl Who Shagged Me" is a stunning achievement in bad, bad movie making, so if you watched several art movies before and need an antidote... go for it.
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