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Virgin Territory (2007) Poster

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Lorenzo: [after getting waken up by the nun, getting discovered that he isn't deaf and mute] Ehmm... A miiiiiracle! I CAN SPEAK!

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Tindaro: [narrating about Gerbinos sex-life] There isn't much going on under his pants. Funny, I've heard that he's the biggest dick in town...

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Count Dzerzhinsky: [when crossing their ways, as both are chasing after Gerbino] Where did he go?

Lorenzo: Uhh... That way.

[points at left]

Count Dzerzhinsky: Okay, but wait! Who are you?

Lorenzo: Lorenzo di Lamberti.

Count Dzerzhinsky: Right! The robber on the road! I am Count Dzerzhins...

Lorenzo: [runs away, annoyed] I know! I KNOW!

Count Dzerzhinsky: [shouts after Lorenzo] FIRST SON!

[pause]

Count Dzerzhinsky: Only son, nine sisters!

[runs after Lorenzo]

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Tindaro: [while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea] Pampinea... have you taken a bath?

Pampinea: I have taken a bath this day, father.

Tindaro: Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino Della Ratta, have you taken a bath.

Gerbino: Yes.

Tindaro: When?

Gerbino: I have taken a bath!

Tindaro: Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs?

Gerbino: WHAT?

Tindaro: Show me you hands...

Gerbino: This is ridiculous!

[shows his hands]

Tindaro: Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails!

Gerbino: So, what's wrong?

Tindaro: Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?

Gerbino: [goes to the fountain, washing his hands, goes back to Pampinea and Tindaro, waves hand at Tindaros face] Happy?

[Tindaro nods]

Pampinea: [to Gerbino] He was trying to help...

Tindaro: Yeah, exactly...

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Lorenzo: [to Gerbino] You shit! We could smell you coming!

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