"Dance Dance Revolution" has caught on in Cuba, and even Fidel Castro gets involved. Godzilla is having problems in the bedroom. A night-time drive is interrupted by a vampire attack. "Jeannie" gets her just desserts. An athlete gives thanks after a game. "Dragon's Lair" is updated for the "middle ages". After a car accident, the guy from "Six Flags" makes everything better, for a little while. Lindsay Lohan battles other young starlets in a parody of "Highlander".
Advertisement for a product called Morning Wood. Trailers for the horror films "Idle Nuts" and "Attack of the Giant Midget". Man catches a mermaid, with a twist. Bruce Wayne's cleaning lady gets a big surprise. Falkor and Atreyu decide to throw The Neverending Party. Omaha's Number 1 News Team reports the news, including: Flu season affects giant robots; a car chase that seems oddly familiar; amateur news footage of Underdog at work; weather with Paris Hilton; the Shirt Tales causing controversy; and finally a porn-erasing worm causes a nationwide panic.
Twinkie the Kid dispenses justice and lead! Popular board games from Chutes and Ladders to Hungry Hungry Hippos get turned into action-packed feature films. Meet Skeletor's dentist, Mo-Larr! Emperor Palpatine gets a collect call from Darth Vader. Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage has a bad day on the job. An enraged Ted Turner transforms into his alter-ego, Captain Planet. Hal Sparks, Michael Ian Black and Master Shake parody VH1's Best Week Ever with "Best Robot Chicken Ever".
Pikachu shows us another side of himself, while some kids have fun with "numb-chucking." A game of checkers leads to an interstellar war, and a man befriends Eagle Eye Smith, the greatest blind man to ever live. Don't miss "My Little Ponys of the Apocalypse" or the new hit show, "Golden Girls and the City."
Alien in the yard. Mime causes a car accident. Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles deal with life in a nursing home. Kirsten Dunst visits the video store. Dogs playing poker on TV. Rick Schroeder in "Rick Shaw". Paper bags sell movie tickets at Fan-Dingo.com. Scott Norwood can't kick. Robot wedding shower. Final Fantasy: The Fast Food Edition. Rowdy Roddy Piper as Marilyn Monroe. The Booger Man is not just a legend for little Timmy. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and others in a spoof of "8 Mile".
Care bears always care a lot, about the ethnic cleansing of the Care bear cousins. Watch the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe. Harry Potter and his friends uses there magic to overcome, puberty.
Robot Chicken is ready to sell out! The Fantanas unexpectedly interrupt a Mideast treaty signing ceremony. ET arrives home to find out his stranding on Earth was not accidental. The secret lives of Halloween jack-o-lanterns are exposed. The Best Spaceship Ever is described by its designer, Billy. A little girl "rescues" the mythical flying horse Pegasus when he is caught in a trap. Inspector Gadget goes out of control after installing some new replacement parts from Cyberdyne Corporation.
The Navy's new recruitment ad. General Zod gets his own exercise show. "There's No Place Like Home" doesn't work out quite right for Dorothy. "Cork" is America's first mentally challenged crime sleuth. Kraken is finally released, and finds it hard to start a new life. "Weasel Stomping Day" is celebrated, with music by Weird Al. Young Kevin makes a wish on a star that comes true, and he tells all his buddies so they can have their wishes granted too. A power shortage causes a crisis for the Enterprise crew, and they have to resort to cannibalism.
Li'l Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn't know. The Burger King serves up some Delicious B&E. Garfield and Heathcliff take each other to court. A giraffe deals with the stages of death. The gang from Police Academy joins the X-Men.
Broken bumper car. Jesus joins the Argonauts. Deep Throat. Ad for a new line of dolls: My Stalker, My Ex-Girlfriend, etc. Orlando Bloom helps out at a plane crash. The March of the Penguin. Ice Cream Man encounters trouble. The Micronauts climb a mountain. Playmobil cowboys search for a new gig. NORAD deals with Santa differently these days.
Medusa at the hairdresser. Snow Job is mercilessly taunted by his GI Joe cohorts. An apple a day... Dorothy and her friends have some trouble on the yellow brick road. Thing from the Addams Family tries to make it on his own. Stripper pole problems. A man meets a leprechaun in a bar. The Hall of Memory game show. The Black Stallion learns a lesson in race relations. Snowman. Oprah and Dr. Phil star in "Tough Love".
Sketches include a dissatisfied Gobots nerd giving his analysis on a recent R.C. Gobots sketch, a new game show in which people are decapitated, a young mother whose apocalyptically melodramatic reaction frightens her resistant baby into eating, Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom, Big Bird having the bird flu, bees with attitude, a 14 year old who whacks off in his sock puppet's face, a no longer mad scientist's creation runs amok in a town, Jasper The Douchebag Ghost, and Seth Green and Matthew Senreich asking for financial support in getting a third season in a telethon ...