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Saint Francis (2007)

| Horror | 2007 (USA)
Francis, the son of a corrupt TV preacher, tumbles down a hallucinatory rabbit-hole of sex, drugs, aliens, fratricide, and planetary apocalypse in this twisted take on the life of Saint Francis.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Charles Koutris ...
Francis Bernard
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Soul Bernard / Pica Bernard
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Dr. P Bernard
Casey Anderson ...
Sid Bernard
Ryan Williams ...
The Sultan of Bel Air
Roxanne Arvizu ...
Kami
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Samantha
Carla Hughes ...
Shamira
Greg Hittelman ...
Lloyd
Jason Birk ...
Mr. Fugly
Akiko Kato ...
Mrs. Fugly
Wagner Pereira ...
Mr. Mr.
Shane Walsh ...
Govi
Benny Ciaramello ...
Breaks
Christopher Cronin ...
Bigman (as Chris Chronin)
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SAINT FRANCIS Kill What You Love Francis Bernard is a liar, junky and a thief. His drug use and lack of sleep is causing him to have trouble telling the difference between reality and his imagination. Francis sees visions from two separate worlds. He sees the past in color; it is filled with horrible images pulled from the tormented corners of his life. The present is bleak, a black and white nightmare in which Francis is a trapped medical patient suffering at the hands of a mysterious surgical team. Saint Francis is a twisted family drama and the story of the decline of the Bernard family starts with the death of Francis' mother. It is 27 years ago, Francis is six years old and he watches in horror as his mother commits suicide. The images and sounds of his mother's death terrorize Francis, threatening to drive him to the same tragic destiny. As Francis' operation continues, his dreams reveal more clues as to Francis' current condition. The dreams continue and Francis watches his ... Written by Ezra G

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Worse than a bad porno
16 November 2009 | by (Netherlands) – See all my reviews

One of the worst movies I ever watched.

The movie is supposed to be about a family with a preacher as a father figure. The wife of the preacher has killed herself with no reason. The three kids are all in a way really crazy!

You don't know what the movie is about! there is no point in the story the meager story there is is even more confusing because of the weird way it has been filmed. Dita Von Teese is a bad actress!

My opinion: Never watch this! it got 2 stars 1 for the effort and the second for the nudity that was quite nice..

If you are going to watch this, instead rent a good porno. It will have a better story line and better nudity.


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