| Glenn Jacobs | ... | Jacob Goodnight (as Kane) | |
| Christina Vidal | ... | Christine | |
| Michael J. Pagan | ... | Tye | |
| Samantha Noble | ... | Kira | |
| Steven Vidler | ... | Williams | |
| Cecily Polson | ... | Margaret | |
| Luke Pegler | ... | Michael | |
| Rachael Taylor | ... | Zoe | |
| Penny McNamee | ... | Melissa | |
| Craig Horner | ... | Richie | |
| Mikhael Wilder | ... | Russell | |
| Tiffany Lamb | ... | Hannah | |
| Sam Cotton | ... | Young Jacob | |
| Cory Robinson | ... | Blaine | |
| Zoe Ventoura | ... | Eyeless Women | |
| Annalise Woods | ... | Young Girl (as Annaliese Woods) | |
| Tim McDonald | ... | Officer 1 | |
| Trent Huen | ... | Officer 2 | |
| Matthew Okine | ... | Officer 3 | |
| Jason Chong | ... | News Reporter | |
| Greg Skipper | ... | Bus Driver |
Directed by | |||
| Gregory Dark | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Dan Madigan | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Sharlotte Blake | .... | associate producer | |
| Jed Blaugrund | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Peter Block | .... | executive producer | |
| Matt Carroll | .... | executive producer | |
| Richard Clendinnen | .... | line producer | |
| Jason Constantine | .... | co-producer | |
| Vince McMahon | .... | executive producer | |
| John Sacchi | .... | co-producer | |
| Joel Simon | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Tyler Bates | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Ben Nott | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Scott Richter | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Michael Rumpf | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Adam Head | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Karen Adcock | .... | prosthetic makeup | |
| Jason Baird | .... | designer and creator: special makeup effects supervisor | |
| Mark Cleary | .... | prosthetic technician | |
| Eve Connolly | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Eve Connolly | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Jacqueline Deacon | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Jacqueline Deacon | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Lea Dixon | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Lea Dixon | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Vivienne Fox | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Vivienne Fox | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Kylie Gillmeister | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Kylie Gillmeister | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Skye Green-Hansen | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Skye Green-Hansen | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Marney Lindsay | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Marney Lindsay | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Tess Natoli | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Lynne O'Brien | .... | hair supervisor | |
| Lynne O'Brien | .... | makeup supervisor | |
| Lisa Sheehan | .... | makeup artist | |
| Rebecca-Jane Smith | .... | hair stylist | |
| Rebecca-Jane Smith | .... | makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Sandi Archer | .... | unit production manager | |
| Nancy Hirami | .... | lead post-production supervisor | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Jennifer Leacey | .... | first assistant director | |
| Scott Lovelock | .... | second assistant director | |
| Timothy Wood | .... | additional assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Tim Allen | .... | set dresser | |
| Gillian Butler | .... | buyer/set dresser | |
| Graeme Callander | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Gary Cameron | .... | carpenter | |
| James Colmer | .... | concept artist | |
| Chad Edginton | .... | props | |
| Craig McMahon | .... | art department accountant | |
| Matthew Putland | .... | property master | |
| Daniella Rigby | .... | art coordinator | |
Sound Department | |||
| Randy Babajtis | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Jeremy Balko | .... | adr mixer | |
| Jeremy Balko | .... | foley mixer | |
| Dhyana Carlton-Tims | .... | assistant dialogue editor | |
| Jake Eberle | .... | sound designer | |
| Jason England | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Brent Findley | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Alan Freedman | .... | adr mixer | |
| Jerry Gilbert | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Scott G.G. Haller | .... | sound editor | |
| Scott Hinkley | .... | additional sound re-recording mixer | |
| Cody King | .... | assistant dialogue editor | |
| Richard Kitting | .... | foley editor | |
| Shawn London | .... | sound designer | |
| Shawn London | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Jonathan Miller | .... | supervising sound designer | |
| Jonathan Miller | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Andrew Morgado | .... | foley mixer | |
| Susan Pusateri | .... | foley artist (as Sue Pusateri) | |
| Shelley Roden | .... | foley artist | |
| Ian Thomson | .... | second boom operator | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Brett Beacham | .... | prosthetic makeup artist | |
| Josh Head | .... | special effects technician | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Alicia Aguilera | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Tate Arbon | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Jason Bath | .... | visual effects executive producer: FUEL International | |
| Dominic Bean | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Jason Billington | .... | compositor: FUEL International | |
| Paul Booth | .... | visual effects editorial: Photon | |
| Kent Boswell | .... | visual effects producer: FUEL International | |
| Craig Brown | .... | CG artist: FUEL International | |
| Daniel Brown | .... | digital effects supervisor: Photon VFX | |
| Pru Bryant-Fenn | .... | graphic designer: FUEL International | |
| Baris Caglar | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Angus Cameron | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Roland Carati | .... | technical director: Photon VFX | |
| Craig Clarke | .... | on-set visual effects supervisor (as Craig Clark) | |
| Luke Cole | .... | IT manager: FUEL International | |
| Sam Cole | .... | senior compositor: FUEL | |
| Tony Cole | .... | senior compositor: FUEL International | |
| Daniel James Cox | .... | matte painter: FUEL International (as Daniel Cox) | |
| Dean Cranney | .... | technical support: Photon VFX | |
| Dexter Davey | .... | junior compositor: FUEL International | |
| Chris Davies | .... | compositor: FUEL International | |
| Octavio de Ellis | .... | CG artist: FUEL International | |
| Jonathan Dixon | .... | digital liaison: Atlab Australia | |
| Brad Dunn | .... | compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Rebecca Dunn | .... | senior compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Simon Dye | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Kane Elferink | .... | CG artist: FUEL International | |
| Elisa Esteban | .... | CG effects artist: Photon VFX | |
| Suzanne Evans-Booth | .... | visual effects coordinator | |
| Nicky Farnsworth | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Lianne Forbes | .... | camera tracking: FUEL International | |
| Paul Freeman | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Chris French | .... | CG artist: FUEL International | |
| Leo Gomez | .... | scanning & recording: Atlab Australia | |
| Matt Greig | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Richard David Hall | .... | compositor: Photon VFX (as Richard Hall) | |
| Jamie Hediger | .... | compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Andrew Hellen | .... | visual effects supervisor: FUEL International | |
| Matt Hermans | .... | shaders artist: FUEL International | |
| Jayne Herrmann | .... | digital effects coordinator: Photon VFX | |
| Danielle Hession | .... | assistant I/O operator: FUEL International | |
| Howard Hill | .... | compositor: FUEL International | |
| Michelle Hunt | .... | compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Rebecca Johnson | .... | production assistant: FUEL International | |
| Joseph Kim | .... | CG artist: FUEL International | |
| Steve Kreutzmann | .... | render wrangler: FUEL International | |
| Paul Lada | .... | lighting lead: FUEL International | |
| Nicky Ladas | .... | technical support: Photon VFX | |
| Kent Lee | .... | render wrangler: FUEL International | |
| Phillip Leonhardt | .... | senior compositor: FUEL International | |
| Peter Luczak | .... | scanning & recording: Atlab Australia | |
| Warren Lynch | .... | digital colorist: FUEL International | |
| Simon Maddison | .... | pre-visualization supervisor: FUEL International | |
| Alex McCleod | .... | CG artist: FUEL International (as Alex McLeod) | |
| Matthew McCosker | .... | CG particles: FUEL International (as Matt McCosker) | |
| Damon Milman | .... | CG effects artist: Photon VFX | |
| Dave Morley | .... | supervising compositor: FUEL International | |
| Shelly Morrow | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Mark Nettleton | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| An Nguyen | .... | IT assistant: FUEL International | |
| Matthew North | .... | compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Pawel Olas | .... | supervising technical director: FUEL International | |
| Alexandra Papavramides | .... | compositor: FUEL International | |
| Julian Parry | .... | visual effects producer | |
| Hannah Peirce | .... | senior compositor: FUEL International | |
| Dylan Penhale | .... | systems administrator: FUEL International | |
| Greg Petchkovsky | .... | CG artist: FUEL International | |
| David Petts | .... | technical support: Photon VFX | |
| Gerard Benjamin Pierre | .... | lead compositor: FUEL International (as Ben Pierre) | |
| Loren Robinson | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Robert Sandeman | .... | digital supervisor: Atlab Australia | |
| Nicola Scarrott | .... | digital effects coordinator: Photon VFX | |
| Chris Scott | .... | I/O operator: FUEL International | |
| Brian Shows | .... | digital intermediate supervisor | |
| Brian Shows | .... | director of digital intermediate services | |
| Murray Smallwood | .... | sequence lead: Photon VFX | |
| Martha Soehendra | .... | digital artist | |
| Mike Sparks | .... | technical director: Photon VFX | |
| Craig Stevenson | .... | CG effects artist: Photon VFX | |
| Gary Sullivan | .... | CG character technical director: FUEL International | |
| Daniel Sunwoo | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Andy Sutton | .... | CG character animator: FUEL International | |
| Takahiro Suzuki | .... | compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Kim Tobin | .... | compositor: Photon VFX (as Kim Worrall) | |
| Shereena-Lee van de Berkt | .... | digital effects production manager: Photon VFX | |
| Randy Vellacott | .... | compositor: Photon VFX | |
| Sandeep Vengsarkar | .... | compositor: Atlab Australia | |
| Andreas Wanda | .... | CG supervisor: FUEL International | |
| Derek Wentworth | .... | additional on-set visual effects supervisor | |
| Martin Wiseman | .... | visual effects producer: Photon VFX | |
| Jamie Wood | .... | compositor: FUEL International | |
| Matthew Wynne | .... | junior compositor: FUEL International | |
| Koji Yamaguchi | .... | compositor: FUEL International | |
| Henry Yekanians | .... | scanning & recording: Atlab Australia | |
| Kim Pearce | .... | senior systems administrator (uncredited) | |
| Sean Steinmuller | .... | lead animator (uncredited) | |
| Michele Stewart | .... | visual effects bidding producer: Photon VFX (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Lee Adamson | .... | stunt driver | |
| Clancy Beck | .... | stunt double: Penny McNamee | |
| Renee Bowen | .... | stunt double | |
| Bradd Buckley | .... | stunt double | |
| Raelene Chapman | .... | stunt double | |
| Haydn Dalton | .... | utility stunts | |
| Mitch Deans | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Ashley Fairfield | .... | stunt rigger | |
| Alex Kuzelicki | .... | utility stunts | |
| Scott McLean | .... | assistant stunt coordinator | |
| Scott McLean | .... | stunt double | |
| Sheree Swords | .... | stunt double | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Sean Aston | .... | grip: second unit | |
| Daniel Clark | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Dan Maxwell | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Duncan Scott | .... | additional focus puller | |
| Brendan Shambrook | .... | second assistant camera: "b" camera | |
Casting Department | |||
| Mara Kelly | .... | casting assistant: U.S. | |
Editorial Department | |||
| David Donaldson | .... | project coordinator: Post Logic Studios | |
| Marc Fisher | .... | on-line editor | |
| Olivier Fontenay | .... | digital colorist: Atlab Australia | |
| Michael T. Forrest | .... | on-line editor | |
| Mandy Jacobs | .... | first assistant editor: Australia | |
| Matthew W. Johnson | .... | iq artist | |
| Annalise Kurinsky | .... | digital intermediate producer: Post Logic Studios | |
| Peter McEvoy | .... | digital intermediate executive producer: Post Logic Studios | |
| Geoffrey O'Brien | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Christopher Oakes | .... | editorial production assistant | |
| James Renfroe | .... | assistant editor | |
| Frank Roman | .... | digital intermediate colorist: Post Logic Studios | |
| Brian Shows | .... | director of digital intermediate services: Post Logic Studios | |
| Anthos Simon | .... | digital intermediate producer: Atlab Australia | |
| Robb Sullivan | .... | additional editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Darrell Hall | .... | music editor: temp music | |
| Georgiana Ramsland | .... | music editor | |
Other crew | |||
| Karen Bull | .... | accounting assistant | |
| Trevor Callaghan | .... | location security | |
| Joe Cappelletti | .... | adr voice director | |
| Laura Clelland | .... | production assistant | |
| James Cunningham | .... | performance consultant | |
| Traci Duxbury | .... | assistant: Gregory Dark | |
| Melissa Elliott | .... | title designer | |
| Suzie Freeman | .... | first assistant accountant | |
| Richard Lowell | .... | executive assistant: Joel Simon (as Richie Lowell) | |
| Justin McDonald | .... | digital projectionist | |
| Antoinette O'Neill | .... | script supervisor | |
| Kym Sainsbury | .... | prosthetics supervisor | |
| Holly Smith | .... | assistant: Matt Carroll | |
| Allen L. Sowelle | .... | technical advisor | |
| Sharyn Steele | .... | executive assistant: Jed Blaugrund | |
| Scott Stewart | .... | location manager | |
| Steven Brown | .... | workshop assistant (uncredited) | |
| David Rudduck | .... | it technical support (uncredited) | |
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All right, let's be realistic about this. Nobody goes into a movie produced by WWE Films (whose owner has challenged God to a wrestling match), directed by a former porn director (the man gave the world the Between the Cheeks trilogy), starring a wrestler named Kane, and expects a little slice of art on a golden platter. If you do then you probably need to find something other than watching movies to occupy your time.
So what exactly are we to expect from a movie like this? Well, here's what I was looking forward to:
1) Bad acting. 2) A fairly non-existent, clichéd storyline. 3) Kane walking around with a scrunched, sour face that indicates his nostrils just found the potato salad he misplaced a month ago. 4) Tons and tons of gore.
Well, if you're hungry for some "so bad it's funny" entertainment then this might satisfy your appetite because it delivers on all counts.
Obviously, movies like this are best seen for free, but if you do choose to sacrifice box office bucks then have some fun and make a game out of it. The filmmakers are nice enough to introduce us to each of the annoying delinquents by flashing their names and legal offenses on the screen. This makes it easier for you to write down which ones you want to see killed and in what order. You and your friends can see whose predictions are most accurate.
I also suggest that you and your pals write down every single moment of stupidity and inanity that you can find. Tally them up at the end and see who comes up with the most. I think my grand total was 107; can you beat that? I personally want to know how after 35 years and a fire does this abandoned hotel still have electricity, running water, and a working elevator?
I know, I know, the filmmakers are assuming that if you pay to see this then you obviously don't put much thought into what you spend your money on and therefore likely won't put much thought into how silly the movie is, but that doesn't mean we can't point it out and laugh at it.
I also like how the city wants to turn this huge hotel (which would be condemned and recommended for demolition by any sensible inspector) into a homeless shelter and they think the best way to get it cleaned up is to give eight punks a few mops and brooms. Uh-huh.
I think you pretty much know what to expect, but I feel the need to provide you with a couple of warnings. First, if you hate crowd interaction no matter the movie then you might want to stay away. The people in the audience acted like they were at an actual wrestling show. Shouts of "Kill him, Kane!" and "I hope you die first!" and "Chokeslam!" echoed through the theater, showcasing what I hope is NOT the best of what America has to offer. I usually don't appreciate such audience interaction, but for a cheesefest like this I thought the commentary added to the entertainment value. However, I can see how others could be annoyed by it.
Second, and this shouldn't even warrant explanation, the film doesn't shy away from the gore. If watching a big ugly dude rip eyeballs right out of their sockets doesn't scream "fun night at the movies!" for ya then you know good and well to save your dough.
I must say that I was a little surprised by the extreme lack of dialogue on Kane's part. I wasn't expecting him to put on an acting clinic, but I was hoping he'd have some cute little catchphrase like "Say goodnight" (his character's last name is "Goodnight") right before he killed a victim. Instead he uttered four words in the entire film - "Nooooooo!" and "I see it." But hey, he delivered them flawlessly!
If I were a bad guy in a movie then my catchphrase would be something like "Place your BETTS!" or "All BETTS are off!"
It'd rule and you know it. We need a new genre term for bad horror films like See No Evil that induce so much unintentional laughter that you almost have to label them comedic. Feel free to send me your suggestions. For now we'll just call 'em HOR-larious!