18 user 18 critic

The Perfect Sleep (2009)

Against the backdrop of a noirish dreamscape, a tortured man returns to the city he swore he would never return to, in order to save the woman he has always loved yet can never have.




Watch Now

From $2.99 (SD) on Amazon Video






Cast overview, first billed only:
Anton Pardoe ...
The Narrator
Walter (as Anthony Dee)
David Beck ...
Walter's Goon
Ken Clark ...
Walter's Goon
Ryan Fitzgerald ...
Walter's Goon
James Hart ...
Walter's Goon (as Jimmy Hart)
Young Porphyria
Scout Alter ...
Young Narrator
Young Nikolai
Kolya (as Dimitri Boudrine)
Stefan Pardoe ...
Said Bakouch ...
The Maharajah


Against the backdrop of a noirish dreamscape, a tortured man returns to the city he swore he would never return to, in order to save the woman he has always loved yet can never have. Written by anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, some language and brief drug use | See all certifications »


Official Sites:



Release Date:

13 March 2009 (USA)  »

Filming Locations:


Company Credits

Production Co:

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs


(European Film Market)


Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
See  »

Did You Know?


At about ten minutes and eighteen seconds into the film, The Narrator is awoken by a car horn outside the "warehouse". He gets up, on his knees, using the cane for support. Then the camera switches to a shot of Walter laying on the ground, his cane visible and also lying on the ground. In the next shot, Walter's cane is in The Narrator's hand again. See more »


Femme Fatale: So are you going to read me my rights officer?
Officer Pavlovich: Sure. You have the right to remove your right strap first. Slowly.
Femme Fatale: Are we safe at this speed?
Officer Pavlovich: Not for long.
See more »


Featured in Do Not Go See the Perfect Sleep (2009) See more »


Gregor Attacks Narrator
Written, Performed and Produced by Justin Gariano
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

It's a fun film to watch.
8 May 2010 | by (Malaysia) – See all my reviews

I'm not "Noir expert", just a movie-goer who watches and enjoy.

The film with its dark atmosphere is heavy on narrative, I found it like-able thanks to the good voice-over and witty lines. The tone can be condescending sometimes, whether it interrupts your joy depends if you can take it.

There's also plenty of stylish moments. The film isn't straightforward,scenes are cut here and there, there's flashbacks in metaphorical ways. But there's good flow, the movie doesn't change the picture every 1 seconds, no annoying constant cuts. The soundtrack is spot-on. The setting is so-so, but one of the mansion shown has a pleasant, vintage architecture.

I find the narrator aka mad monk like-able, but not the female protagonist(it's her looks...). The narrator tends to be witty often. There's other interesting characters like a kung-fu captain and an eccentric killer doctor, who often quote Hamlet's words: If it be now, tis not to come. If it be not to come, it will be now. "If it be not now, yet it will come. Good sirs, the readiness is all." The story centers around 3 orphans. The story isn't groundbreaking and there's weak plot structure (again, don't take the story seriously, enjoy the ride). While there's action involving gunfights, hand to hand combat, it's not occurring every second. It's enjoyable although it occurs quickly. The dialogs aren't dumb, for lack of better words. It's smart and witty, sometimes eccentric(see killer doctor). Although it can seem... superfluous.

Overall, witty script, stylish presentation and likable characters.

3 of 7 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for: