The Descent (2005) Poster



Beth: I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.

Rebecca: The noise she's making, she'll bring every one of those things down on her head.

Sam: As long as it's not on mine.

Sam: Trying to set this watch is impossible, the buttons are too fucking small.

Holly: Why do you wear that thing anyway ?

Sam: My boyfriend gave it to me, it's sentimental.

Holly: It's fucking mental, any guy who'd give that to me I'd dump him on the spot.

Beth: [Sarah is trapped in a tunnel and Beth is trying to calm her down with a joke] Hey, you love this one, "How do you give a lemon an orgasm?" You tickle its citrus!

Holly: Hey, there's something down here...

Beth: [trapped after a cave-in] You put in a flight-plan, right? If we don't report in they'll come looking for us.

Rebecca: That's how it's supposed to work, except I put in a flight-plan for Boreham Caverns and this isn't Boreham Caverns, is it Juno?

Beth: We're in the wrong fucking cave!

Juno: Holly was right! Boreham Caverns was a tourist trap!

Holly: Don't try and pin this fucking shit on me!

Rebecca: This is not caving, this is an ego-trip.

Sam: Where are we?

Juno: It hasn't got a name. It's a new system. I wanted us all to discover it! No one's ever been down here before.

Sam: Are you fucking kidding me?

Rebecca: [while Sarah is looking throught the camera, with night vision on] oh, fuck it! Hello!

Juno: Please!

Rebecca: Is there anybody there!

Beth: Hello?

[Sarah points the camera at Beth, Crawler behind her]

Beth: Sarah... don't leave me like this.

Sarah: No. Please don't ask me to do that.

Beth: Please.

Sarah: I can't. I can't do that. I can't do that.

Beth: Please.

Sarah: OK. Shh. Close your eyes.

Holly: [Sarah has just been scared by a bunch of bats which attacked her. Holly films the bats flying away]

[in imitation of 'The Count' from Sesame Street]

Holly: One bat, two bats, fifty bats!

[Beth comes up to her]

Beth: Holly... Fuck off

Sarah: What about you Holly, got a man ?

Holly: Oh I'm a sports fuck like Juno.

Juno: Sam's gonna be Doctor Van Ney in like a year's time.

Beth: Please tell me it's longer than that.

[Terrified, looking at Sarah who's covered in blood]

Juno: What happened to you?

[last lines]

Jessica: Mummy?

Sarah: [Sarah uses Holly's camera in night vision mode and sees all of the dead animal bones] Dead animals! Hundreds of them!

Beth: This is not good, guys.

Sam: Can we get out of here?

Rebecca: Which way?

Juno: [Uses lighter to try and find the breeze] Come on.

[the lighter's flame does not move]

Juno: I don't know.

Beth: What do you mean you don't know?

Juno: There's no breeze! It could be any one of these tunnels! Take your pick!

Rebecca: Oh, fuck it!


Rebecca: Helloooooo!

Juno: [trying to calm down Rebecca] Please!

Rebecca: [continuing to yell] Is there anybody there?

Beth: [also yelling] Hello!

[a crawler suddenly appears behind Beth]

Juno: [while fighting a crawler] Fucker!

[Juno, as Team Leader, gives instructions before the women begin to descend]

Juno: Holly: safety first! I don't want any stunts this time.

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[Juno is preparing to launch herself first down into the crevice. She speaks to her friends:]

Juno: You okay?

[One of the women says, "No."]

Juno: [Not listening:] See you down there.

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[Repeated line]

Juno: It'll be fine.

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