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Rare Exports Inc. (2003)

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

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An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

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December 2003 (Finland)  »

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Корпорация 'Санта на продажу'  »

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Hilarious short
9 August 2005 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

This movie has been doing the rounds on the internet for the last couple of years in quicktime format, many people not realising that it is a serious (or otherwise) short movie. With around a minute and a half of credits, the length proper of this is only 6 minutes.

This movie is about hunting, so keep the little ones out of view and earshot while watching it. It is an absolute masterpiece, so if you have broadband, do a search now and have a watch of it. If you decide to, then read no further, because:

SPOILER -- SPOILER -- SPOILER -- SPOILER -- SPOILER -- SPOILER

There is a lead-up and reveal about halfway through. The start shows preparations for a hunt, but the prey is unknown until the first shot is fired, and we see a sedative dart in... A FATHER Christmas! They are the most precious free-roaming beast in the whole of the Northern wilderness we are told, but they are very dangerous.

Get a copy now and see how a wild Father Christmas is tamed and prepared for export.


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