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Storyline
Ten years after he brutally murdered two girls, a killer escapes from a mental institution and returns to his turf, the theme park attraction called Dark Ride. About to crash his path are a group of college kids on a road trip who stumble across the park. Written by
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Will You Survive The Ride Of Your Life?
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Motion Picture Rating
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Rated R for strong grisly horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity, language and some drug content
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Trivia
"Dark ride" is an old term used in the carnival business to describe rides that involve getting in a cart or buggy and traversing a dark, enclosed building designed to have characters or props appear at intervals, designed to surprise or entertain.
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Goofs
While in the van Cathy and Liz are texting each other, when Liz reads her text message you can see the cursor meaning she wrote the text message, she didn't recieve it.
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Quotes
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first lines]
Colleen:
Looks like it's closed.
Samantha:
Don't be such a wimp. The guy's right there.
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Crazy Credits
At the end of the credits we hear the laughter of a child as the My2Centences logo appears.
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References
Heaven's Gate (1980)
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Soundtracks
"Sold My Dirt"
Written by Aaron Robinson,
Robb Williamson and Sam Litson
Performed by
Robb Williamson (as Bobby Gold)
Arranged by
Robb Williamson
Produced by
Robb Williamson
Cocoonmusic3333 (ASCAP)
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Absolutely wretched. Horrid acting, terrible story, unforgivable lighting, and not one of the victims was remotely likable. The villain was absent and undeveloped for so much of the movie one could not even even cheer for *him*!
The (so-called) story is about a bunch of (frighteningly aged) teenagers, who head out for a Spring Break vacation. They head out in an awesome van, run into a crazy old eccentric, and even pick up a crazy hitchhiker, before deciding to stay the night in a legendary 'Dark Ride', which is now being re-opened despite the fact that some nutjob murdered sixteen people there not even twenty years ago. Said nutjob escaped the loony-bin (complete with flickering lights and sadistic, stupid nurses)that very night! Unless you are as vapid, shallow, and stereotyped as the cast, you'll lack the ability to emphasize with any of them, instead praying for supposedly teen-aged souls to be snuffed out in horrible ways. Whomever conceived this abortion lacked the ability to create suspense, though, and instead you are simply bored to tears waiting for some sort of blood, mayhem, and pain. Please, hurt these people. Please. I can't.
"Each year, movies are produced which are never seen by the public..." Proclaims the Horrorfest ads. Yeah. For a reason. This cliché-ridden mess should never have received wide theatrical release, and instead lingered in the forgotten bargain bin of Wal-Mart.