Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal (2004 Video Game)

Jim Ward: Captain Qwark, Tyhrranoid Host, Scorpio, Skrunch

Quotes 

• Captain Qwark : [Skrunch grunts]  I thought we agreed to put that jungle business behind us!

  Captain Qwark : [Skrunch grunts]  It was mating season, how could I have known she was your sister? Errr... how long have you two been standing there?

  Clank : Too long.

• Captain Qwark : Ratchet! I realized that you aren't wearing your regulation Q force green arced tights! I suggest that you get your butt back in uniform before I write you up for a dress code violation!

• Captain Qwark : [flying toward nerfarious secret base in the shuttle]  shotgun!

  Ratchet : Ow! Hey What are you doing?

  Captain Qwark : Move over! I'm drving!

  Ratchet : Hehe no thanks. Id rather get there in *one piece*

  Captain Qwark : Stand down solider! This is your *captin* speaking!

  Ratchet : Captin my...

  [they fight over the controls] 

  Ratchet : Dont sit on the flightstick!

  Captain Qwark : OW!

• Darla Gratch : Captain Qwark, first you make a miraculous comeback, and now you've defeated the Tyhrrannoids in a spectacular battle on their own planet! How do you explain your recent success?

  Captain Qwark : Compassion, dashing good looks, IRON! HARD! ABS!

  [Darla rolls her eyes] 

  Captain Qwark : But really, to be a true hero of heroes, you need more than just loads of charisma and a brilliant tactical mind. I couldn't have done it without...

  [Ratchet looks hopeful] 

  Captain Qwark : THESE MASSIVE GUNS!

  [Kisses his biceps in turn, Ratchet face palms, Darla looks away in disgust] 

• Comic Narrator : These are the real life adventure of Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero the galaxy has ever known

  Captain Qwark : Hey... is this thing on?

  Comic Narrator : Ahem... Meticulously reconscructed with the aid of eyewitness acounts, bathroom gossip, wild speculations... and a magic eight-ball