Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

Nika Futterman: Silhouette

Quotes 

• Silhouette : Fool... do you think America is the only civilization on this planet?

  Cryptosporidium : Well, all the Americans seem to think so. At least, the ones I scanned.

• Silhouette : Credit is where credit's due, you defeated my beautiful Robo-Prez and I bet right now you're fantasizing about "destroying all the humans". Typical. Sure, you handled the boys: Armquist, Huffman... Ooh, that was a challenge.

  [laughs] 

  Silhouette : But everybody knows which sex dominates *this* planet, and there's plenty of time to get your asses handed to you. That is, if you're not afraid to fight a girl.

  Cryptosporidium : No, no, I'm not hung up on the whole pudenda thing.

  Silhouette : So come on, Crypto. Let's dance. I'll even let you lead. I'm at the Octagon; don't keep me waiting.

• [Silhouette is revealed to be a female] 

  Cryptosporidium : You're a *chick*?

  Silhouette : I'm a patriot. If you had to put up with politicians playing grab-ass all day long, you'd wear a mask, too.

  Cryptosporidium : Me, I get my kicks the old-fashioned way: beatin' up bad monkeys.

  Silhouette : Funny. That's what Crypto-136 said. Of course, he was "a real cut-up", too.

• Cryptosporidium : So, waving the white flag, huh? All the monkeys got together, scratched their heads, accepted the inevitable?

  Silhouette : That sense of humor, just like your...

  Cryptosporidium : Like my what?

  Silhouette : Er, file. Your dossier, Crypto; Said you were quite the joker.

  Cryptosporidium : I think I never told you my name.

  Silhouette : No, I suppose I have your brother to thank for that.

• Silhouette : You're probably watching... gloating.

  Cryptosporidium : Pretty much.

  Orthopox : It seems only fair.

• Cryptosporidium : Silhouette, I presume. You don't look like a general.

  Silhouette : You don't look like a little green man.

  Cryptosporidium : *Thank* you.

• Silhouette : [thinking]  All this power, yet I still make 76 cents for every dollar a man makes.

• Silhouette : [thinking]  Hmm... what am I doing tonight? Oh yeah, the same thing I'm doing every night: TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

• [Crypto has defeated Silhouette] 

  Silhouette : [weakly]  You BEAT me... I can't... believe... you actually... BEAT me!

  Cryptosporidium : They never do. You know, you don't look so hot.

  Silhouette : Majestic will... never give up... the struggle... to RESIST... YOU... ALIEN... FREAKS!

  Cryptosporidium : Struggle's over, babe. Furons: one; humans: zipperooni.

• Silhouette : Armquist, you want to explain to me why our troops are abandoning Area 42?

  General Armquist : They're not leaving, they're regrouping. Everything's under control.

  Silhouette : Really? So the airfield hasn't been destroyed by one of our own nukes?

  General Armquist : It's that Commie spy from Santa Modesta! He got in somehow and messed with one of our experiments. Don't worry, I'll catch him!

  Silhouette : That's what you said in Santa Modesta. Frankly, General, I'm beginning to question your resolve.

  General Armquist : Oh, I'm resolved all right. That explosion was meant to take me out!

  Silhouette : You're saying this Communist spy has a personal vendetta against you?

  General Armquist : Maybe you don't get the mindset we're up against!

  Silhouette : No, no, General, I'm taking you very seriously. The President should hear this. Get back to Capitol City.

  General Armquist : I don't take orders from you!

  Silhouette : In this matter, I speak for the President. You know that.

  General Armquist : [hanging his head; sighs]  Majestic...

• Silhouette : Robo-Prez! Dirty tricks mode!