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Clerks: The Lost Scene (Video 2004) Poster

(2004 Video)

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Alyssa Jones: [upon seeing Randal] WHY did you have to bring him along?

Dante Hicks: He insisted on coming. He said he wasn't going to miss what was probably going to be the social event of the season.

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Randall Graves: Hey, Finger Cuffs!

Alyssa Jones: Go to hell, Graves.

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Randall Graves: [while flipping through Julie Dwyer's "death cards"] Got it. Got it. Want it. Need it. Got it.

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[the keys to Dante's car and the Quick stop have accidentally ended up near Julie's crotch]

Dante Hicks: Quick. Go down there and get them.

Randall Graves: No way. I'm not reaching into that terminal vagina.

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Mr. Dwyer: [upon discovering Dante trying to retrieve the keys] Even in death you can't leave my poor Julie alone! I'll fucking kill you!

Mrs. Dwyer: Oh, you sick, sick pervert.

Randall Graves: Hey, Lady! We're not the ones who laid our daughter out in a bippy top!

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[upon learning that Caitlin had told everyone about Sang except him]

Dante Hicks: Damn Caitlin and her secrets.

[Caitlin and Alyssa once had a lesbian tryst]

Alyssa Jones: Oh, Dante. You have no idea.

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Dante Hicks: If anyone ever asks, I wanna be laid out in a suit...

Randall Graves: If anyone ever asks me I'm tellin' them you wanna be laid out in a belly blast!

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[first lines]

Randall Graves: You know what I can't wait to get ahold of? Those death cards they give out here. You ever see 'em?

Dante Hicks: Would you lower your voice? People are mourning here.

Randall Graves: Holy shit! There they are, come on.

Dante Hicks: Fine. Just whatever you do, don't embarass me.

Randall Graves: If you're not already embarassed by your own sad fucking existence, then I assure you, nothing I can ever do or say is going to make you blush.

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Dante Hicks: When we get up there, I'm going right to the coffin.

Randall Graves: You're supposed to express regret to the family first.

Dante Hicks: Yeah, well, I don't think her parents need to see me right now.

Randall Graves: What are you talking about?

Dante Hicks: They caught Julie and I together once.

Randall Graves: Get outta here!

Dante Hicks: Lower your voice!

Randall Graves: They caught you fucking Julie?

Dante Hicks: Worse.

Randall Graves: Worse than fucking?

Dante Hicks: Something no parent wants to see their child engaged in.

Randall Graves: Butt-fucking?

Dante Hicks: Would you please shut up?

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