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Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams (Video Game 2004) Poster

(2004 Video Game)

Quotes

Tak: Let me go!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: Your name is Moe? Hello, Moe!

Tak: I'm Tak, not Moe!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: You're attacking Moe? Why on Earth would you do that? And speak up with that little boy!

Tak: I have to stop Pins and Needles!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: You want a pile of beetles?

[Drops pile of beetles]

Tak: I need to take back their half of the staff!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: [Conjures giraffe] Have a giraffe? Boy, you are weird!

Tak: Look, it's very simple!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: Temple? Is Greek okay?

[Summons Greek temple]

Tak: No!

[Tak speaks slowly]

Tak: Look, I just need some help with that rift!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: Oh. You want to talk to Rick?

[Drops Rick]

Tak: Rick? I said rift, not Rick!

Rick: Ask him if he wants to talk to Rick.

Tak: You want to talk to Rick?

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: You need help with that rift? Why didn't you say so?

Tak: Thanks! And so long!

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: A song? Heck, yeah, man! I'll sing you a song.

[singing]

Giant Misunderstanding Juju: Back then, my jeans were tighter, my hair was longer. The coffee I drank, it was a whole lot stronger. But I never did nothing. I know it was wronger since the day I married you!

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Tak: Moon Juju. What are you doing here?

Moon Juju: I've come to help you, Tak. But we have to hurry. I can only stay a short time in the world of dreams. Here, Tak. Choose a spirit animal to enhance your powers; jaguar, piranha, dragon, eagle.

Tak: Which one would you pick, Moon Juju?

Moon Juju: The choice is pretty obvious, Tak. You would be a fool and a total idiot loser not to choose the-

[Moon Juju disappears abruptly]

Tak: Wh- The what? Hello? Moon Juju?

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Dinky: Welcome to my playground! Now, go home!

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Lok: [Woke up from sleep] Hey, where did everybody go?

Dead Juju: Hey, I'm right here, guy! Where we going?

Lok: I'm off to save a princess. Name's Lok. You're like, one of the, uh, undead, right? Want to take a walk?

Dead Juju: Wow! Could I, your highness? I've never partied with royals!

Lok: Let's party on.

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Dead Juju: A juju shrine! We're saved! We made it!

Lok: I thought we were goners. Volcanoes, vampire bats, those zombie ninjas of the Black Mist. We have been through it all. Better wait here, my man. I'll go contact the juju.

Dead Juju: No, wait! But, I'm a juju! I can help us find Tak and Jibolba!

Lok: Cool, cool. Well, why don't I contact somebody with some real juju power? We need something a little better than a piñata or a punch bowl, my party-going compadre.

Dead Juju: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're killing me, but you're right.

Lok: [Comes to shrine] Oh, great juju. We humbly summon your august majesty to this sacred place.

Dead Juju: This is so exciting! Wow! Hello! We're going to get a fantastic juju! I'll be so honored to meet him!

[Lok shushes him]

Lok: Don't interrupt the summoning. You might tick him off.

[to shrine]

Lok: Okay, okay! Anyway, the most impressive of the jujus. We... summon you now!

[Sees Party Juju from shrine]

Lok: You?

Dead Juju: Hey, it IS me! I am the best! I AM THE GREATEST! I'm so happy to meet me! Let's celebrate! Punch for everybody!

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Tak: Flora, Fauna!

Flora: The Moon Juju asked us to help you, Tak. Fauna and I here to grant you the power to transform into an animal.

Tak: Great! I could really use that!

Flora: You can either become a big, nasty bear or a happy, little squirrel. Now, there's no pressure to choose either one. Although the squirrel is very good. Take your time and think about it, so you can...

Fauna: Forget that!

[Transforms Tak into a bear]

Fauna: Of course he wants to be a bear! Bears are big, hairy, butt-kickers!

Flora: But, if Tak is that big, they'll see him coming from miles away! I'd think he'd prefer to be a squirrel.

[Transforms Tak into a squirrel]

Fauna: Well, I'd think he'd prefer to be a bear!

[Transforms Tak into a bear]

Tak: Hey!

[Flora and Fauna rapidly transform Tak]

Flora: Squirrel!

Fauna: Bear!

Tak: Cut it out!

Flora: Squirrel!

Fauna: [At the same speed as Flora] Bear!

Flora: [At the same speed as Fauna] Squirrel!

[Tak was morphed into a bear/squirrel hybrid]

Fauna: Good enough. I really got to run now.

[Fauna teleports]

Flora: Bye!

[to Tak, in his normal form]

Flora: Anyway, it looks like you'll be able to transform into either a bear or a squirrel.

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