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Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2005)
Albert Brooks:
Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere.
Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.
Albert Brooks: Hey, if you guys ever make a dirty bomb, put some of that hash in it.
Albert Brooks: Why is there no Halloween in India?
[pauses for a second]
Albert Brooks: They took away the Gandhi.
Albert Brooks: Why is everyone talking to me like there's been a car accident?
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Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.
Albert Brooks: Hey, if you guys ever make a dirty bomb, put some of that hash in it.
Albert Brooks: Why is there no Halloween in India?
[pauses for a second]
Albert Brooks: They took away the Gandhi.
Albert Brooks: Why is everyone talking to me like there's been a car accident?
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