The New Paul O'Grady Show (2004–2014)
Paul O'Grady: I got mistaken for a serial killer in Germany, once. Two years ago, I was in Berlin and they let some nut out and the people in the street were all goin' "Ooh ooh!" pointing at me, and I thought, "Oh I didn't know they had the Lilly Savage Show here."
Paul O'Grady: [repeated line shouted at the audience] When I want your lot's opinion, I'll slap it out of ya...
Paul O'Grady: [catchphrase said to "Bert"] Bert, put that clip on!
Paul O'Grady: [when he's talking about ghost hunting] I'd kill to see a ghost.