Today You Die (Video 2005) 3.9
A former thief who is trying to go straight seeks vengeance on those who framed him. Director:Don E. FauntLeRoy |
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Today You Die (Video 2005) 3.9
A former thief who is trying to go straight seeks vengeance on those who framed him. Director:Don E. FauntLeRoy |
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| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Steven Seagal | ... | ||
| Anthony 'Treach' Criss | ... |
Ice Kool
(as Treach)
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| Sarah Buxton | ... | ||
| Mari Morrow | ... |
Jada
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| Nick Mancuso | ... |
Agent Saunders
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| Robert Miano | ... |
Bruno
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| Kevin Tighe | ... |
Max Stevens
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| Jamie McShane | ... |
Vincent
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| Lawrence Turner | ... |
Garret
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| Brett Rice | ... |
Taggert
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Lance Jonathan Mancuso | ... |
Casino Guard
(as Lance J. Mancuso)
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| Chloë Grace Moretz | ... |
St. Thomas Hospital Girl
(as Chloe Grace Moretz)
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| Elayn J. Taylor | ... |
Old Tarot Reader
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| Hawthorne James | ... |
Derrick
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| David Frye | ... |
Cop
(as David Fryberger)
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A former thief who is trying to go straight seeks vengeance on those who framed him.
"Today You Die" is another ridiculous action film from Seagal. The plot is: Harlan Banks (Seagal) gets a job as a getaway driver for a big casino heist. It turns sour and Harlan goes to jail. In the slammer he meets Ice Cool (Treach) who can help him escape. Meanwhile the brains behind the casino heist think Harlan has the stolen money. When Harlan escapes he dishes out some revenge to the bad guys.
There are many unintentional moments of comedy and here some of the standouts: 1. When Seagal jumps on a chandelier and kicks a goon 20 feet. 2. When Seagal does any fighting they don't show it.(The stunt doubles do all the work). 3. The glaring continuity errors. He punches a guy in a brown coat and then it switches to a black one. He also wears the same button down blue jacket as in "Submerged" (2005). He refuses to take off his jacket while in prison with Ice Cool. He is the only guy in the entire prison NOT wearing the traditional prison garb.
Besides that, Treach and Stevie have some chemistry and the movie is action-packed. See it if you still like Seagal.
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