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Frostbite (2005)

Video  -  Comedy  -  15 February 2005 (USA)
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A group of misfit slackers battle a group of egotistical snobs for snowboarding rights to a ski mountain.

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Colonel Jaffe
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Naomi Bucks
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Billy Wagstaff
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J.P. Millhouse
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Sven Darden
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Slacker Billy Wagstaff leaves his Venice Beach home and travels to Pine Mountain after being accepted into a snowboarding academy. Upon arriving, Billy and his childhood friend, Casey, find themselves in the middle of a local feud between the egotistical mountain owner, Colonel Jaffe, and the misfit locals led by activist J.P. Millhouse and coffee show owner Naomi Bucks. Billy sets his signs on snowboarding, but when he's booted from the academy he teams up with the so-called "poorees" to get even with Colonel Jaffe's group of "richies." Written by Matt Patay

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Snowboarding has never been this HOT!

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Rated R for sexual content including nudity and dialogue, language, crude humor and some drug use | See all certifications »

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15 February 2005 (USA)  »

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Loucuras na Neve  »

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$2,400,000 (estimated)
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Interior scenes and hot tub scene were shot at ValCom Studios in Valencia, CA where the _"NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service" (2003)_ TV series is shot. See more »

Quotes

Brandt: He just explained this, you stupid Australian.
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Oh Traci, why did you waste your time…
21 July 2005 | by (BP, CA, USA) – See all my reviews

on this quagmire of mediocrity? You are SO much better than this.

Simply put, Frostbite is worthless. Bad acting (and I use that term loosely), minimalist "plot," sophomoric humor, and lackluster snowboarding. There's not even a sufficient display of feminine pulchritude to spark the prurient interest of socially inept, but red-blooded, males.

Top Gun had spectacular flight sequences to goggle at. Days of Thunder had heart-pounding racing action. Even Point Break had skydiving scenes to its credit. Frostbite has none of these. It's not worth your time, my time, Traci Lords' time, Carmen Nicole's time, nor the time of anyone involved with this destruction of celluloid that would have been perfectly usable on something worthwhile had it not been wasted on this fodder for the recycling center.

The world will be a better place when we forget that Frostbite ever existed.


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