- Vince McMahon: Here we are! Universal Studios, home of TNA, Turning Point. They think they're gonna play that tape, over my dead body!
- [Triple H sprays water]
- Vince McMahon: Damn! Enough with the water! Can't believe you're married into my family.
- [Abyss appears with welcoming balloons]
- Vince McMahon: What, what do you want, what? Again with the balloons!
- Triple H: [slaps the balloons] Hey! You know what, game you're playin'?
- Abyss: Arrrggghh!
- Triple H: DADDY!
- Abyss: [to the camera] Ggggrrrrr!
- Vince McMahon: Hey, blue jeans is against the dress code, you're fired!
- TNA Staff: You can't fire me Mac Daddy, I don't work for you!
- Vince McMahon: I can fire anyone I want, c'mon son let's find the tape, oh wait! She's got a tape, go, smash it! Smash it into smitterines! Wait, what's this? Best of D-Ray 3000? You idiot! That's the wrong tape, let's find the real one, c'mon son!
- Vince McMahon: Can't keep waiting, gettin' hungry too! What kind of cattering do they work here, I gotta have food, protein, every three hours!
- Triple H: You gotta have beef! Gotta have some spice!
- Vince McMahon: SHUT UP! You idiot, you sound like Macho Man! Gotta have steak, lobster, mahi-mahi.
- Traci Brooks: Hello Mac Daddy. I'm Traci. On behalf of TNA, I offer you these cookies and milk.
- Vince McMahon: Again? This is the reason this whole thing started, get out of here! Hey son, what are you doing, go get Dusty Rhodes, find Dusty!
- Vince McMahon: [a midget comes] Who is it?
- TNA Official: Senior TNA official.
- Vince McMahon: About time. What, what is this? Where's Dusty Rhodes?
- TNA Official: Dusty has bigger fish to fry.
- Vince McMahon: Very funny, now listen little guy Dusty was...
- [gets kicked in the shins]
- Vince McMahon: Ow, I'm suing, ow, oh I'm suing.
- [midget hits him with tray]
- Vince McMahon: OUCH, oh, where's my son-in-law, that idiot! Ow, TNA, you're going down! You hear me?