Calvin: Baby, up up.
Pops: [after seeing Calvin on the phone and having him at gunpoint] He was using the phone!
Darryl: What is wrong with you, man? You look crazy! You're holding a shotgun, wearing some bright red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack!
Pops: [after Calvin suddenly walks into the living room] Hey man, you can't be just popping up like that without warning! For a moment I thought you were Chucky.Bout to... put you in a choke hold!
Percy: [while falling to the ground after getting whooped by Darryl] Who is Mike Jones...?
Darryl: [after almost getting hit by a truck] It ain't worth it, let me out...
Richard: [about baby Calvin] He's adorable. In a National Geographic sort of way. Is he pygmy?