Aquamarine: [eating Ben and Jerry ice cream] Who needs Raymond? I found two new men to love... Their names are Ben and Jerry!
Aquamarine: Starfish may be huge suck ups. But they never lie.
Raymond: Are you always so sure of yourself?
Raymond: It's nice. More people should be like that.
Aquamarine: Let's go find Raymond!
Aquamarine: [she runs off]
Hailey: Wait! You need shoes!
Claire: And undies!
Hailey: And I know there's a reason why everybody wants it so much.
Aquamarine: And what's that?
Hailey: It's the closest thing we have to magic.
Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Marjorie: You're never going to get a tan wearing all of those clothes!
Hailey: Or Skin Cancer.
Patty: Please, we don't even smoke!
Aquamarine: [to Cecilia] I was named Aquamarine after a rare and precious gemstone, whereas... Cecilia translated means "dim-sighted." But your parents know you better than I do.
Hailey: I just want you to know, if Leonard comes in here and chops us up into a million pieces, that you are totally, completely, and eternally my best friend.
Claire: You're my best friend, too.
Hailey: And I broke your ipod.
[Claire shoves Hailey, then they both start giggling]
Hailey: [the door opens]
[Hailey & Claire scream]
Grandma Maggie: [walks in through the door in a raincoat] What are you girls doing out here in this weather?
Aquamarine: [about Claire's parents] Claire, they really loved each other. I don't think they would've wanted you to be afraid of life. I think they would've wanted you to be friends with it.
Aquamarine: Her dad makes the weather?
Claire: No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine: And she's a princess?
Hailey: No, just a royal bitch.
Aquamarine: You have to help me make him love me.
Hailey: He's way too popular! You should pick someone else.
Claire: She right. I mean all the girls are after him. Even a few boys.
Hailey: O Gods of hurricanes, makers of thunder and lightning and majestical waves. Useth your power to keep my mom from moving to Austrailia. Maketh her to see the error of her ways, and keepeth us in Baybridge!
[Grabs popcorn box, picks out a piece, and throws it over her shoulder]
Claire: You're insane!
Hailey: That's what they tell me!
[Hailey laughs evilly]
Aquamarine: [about mermaids] We are not fictional! We're just discreet!
Aquamarine: [excited] First time on land, first time with legs. Can you believe it?.
Hailey: [sarcastically] Oh, you'd never know.
Aquamarine: [about wearing starfish for earrings] They literally give me compliments - in my ear. They talk to me. Starfish are notorious suck-ups. They love to give compliments. But it's nice when you need a little boost.
Aquamarine: [in mall] HELLO!
[people stare; Claire tries to hide herself and gives Aquamarine a questioning look]
Aquamarine: Why go through life unnoticed?
Hailey: [walking past Leonard with Claire] he knows what you did last summer!
Claire: [Aquamarine made Hailey's fish come out of hiding] Can you make boobs come out of hiding?
Raymond: What? What do you want me to tell you?
Aquamarine: [Kisses him] You can tell me how that makes you feel.
Aquamarine: [Raymond gives her a band aid] Thank you. It's beautiful.
Aquamarine: [about seashells] Did you know you can hear the ocean through these? Well, it works both ways. The ocean can hear you, too.
Hailey: We begin where every girl starts with her first crush - we call him.
Aquamarine: Call him? What? What?. No, I can't. What am I supposed to say to him?
Hailey: Nothing. We just call and hang up. We do it all the time.
Hailey: I don't know. It's just what you do.
Hailey: When you find love, I guess it's really beautiful. I mean, that's what I've read in magazines.
Aquamarine: I'm never gonna see him again, and he doesn't care!
Hailey: Maybe we could wish for something else?
Claire: Something else, like what, like a new best friend? A new person to tell everything to.
Hailey: Claire - don't...
Claire: How could you even think that way?
Hailey: I mean, maybe we could learn to stand on our own for a change...
Claire: You mean me don't you.
Hailey: I mean, I'm not your mom.
Claire: You think I need you all the time, when the truth is, you're so mad at the world, that nobody but me even wants to talk to you.
Hailey: Oh, so you're the one who's lived here your whole life. How do you figure I'm your only friend?
Hailey: [Hailey then goes]
Claire: [about why they can't get Ray's attention] Well, all these articles say we've been way too available. We need to be more coy.
Hailey: We are so coy, he barely knows we exist.
Claire: [Reading a magazine article about flirting tips] This one is called ""Fluff and Retreat: Fluff his ego then walk away. Not only is he left wanting more, but he's under the impression that it's his idea."
Starfish earrings: She glows from the inside.
Hailey: [to Claire] How do you figure that I'm your only friend?