Aquamarine:
[
in mall] HELLO!
[
people stare]
Claire:
[
tries to hide herself and gives Aqua a questioning look]
Aquamarine:
Why go through life unnoticed?
Aquamarine:
Let's go find Raymon!
[
giggles]
Aquamarine:
[
she runs off]
Hailey:
Wait! You need shoes!
Claire:
And undies!
Aquamarine:
Her dad makes the weather?
Claire:
No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine:
And she's a princess?
Hailey:
No, just a royal bitch.
Hailey:
And I know there's a reason why everybody wants it so much.
Aquamarine:
And what's that?
Hailey:
It's the closest thing we have to magic.
Hailey:
[
walking past Leonard with Claire] he knows what you did last summer!
Aquamarine:
Boo.
Aquamarine:
Do you love me?
Raymond:
No but I think you're hot
Aquamarine:
Bullshark!
Claire:
[
Aquamarine made Hailey's fish come out of hiding] Can you make boobs come out of hiding?
Aquamarine:
You have to help me make him love me.
Hailey, Claire:
No way
Hailey:
He's way to popular you should pick someone else.
Claire:
She right. I mean all the girls are after him. Even a few boys.
Hailey:
When you find love, I guess it's really beautiful. I mean, that's what I've read in magazines.
Aquamarine:
But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Aquamarine:
I'm never gonna see him again, and he doesn't care!
Aquamarine:
Following you around is fun.
Marjorie:
You're never going to get a tan wearing all of those clothes!
Hailey:
Or Skin Cancer.
Patty:
Please, you don't even smoke!
Hailey:
O Gods of hurricanes, makers of thunder and lightning and majestical waves. Useth your power to keep my mom from moving to Austrailia. Maketh her to see the error of her ways, and keepeth us in Baybridge!
[
Grabs popcorn box, picks out a piece, and throws it over her shoulder]
Hailey:
Amen.
Claire:
You're insane!
Hailey:
That's what they tell me!
[
Hailey laughs evilly]
Hailey:
I just want you to know, if Leonard comes in here and chops us up into a million pieces, that you are totally, completely, and eternally my best friend.
Claire:
You're my best friend, too.
Hailey:
And I broke your ipod.
[
Claire shoves Hailey, then they both start giggling]
Hailey:
[
the door opens]
[
Hailey & Claire scream]
Grandma Maggie:
[
walks in through the door in a raincoat] What are you girls doing out here in this weather?
Aquamarine:
[
eating Ben and Jerry ice cream] Who needs Raymond? I found two new men to love... Their names are Ben and Jerry!
Hailey:
Maybe we could wish for something else
Claire:
Something else, like what like a new best friend. A new person to tell everything too.
Hailey:
Claire don't
Claire:
How could you even think that way
Hailey:
I mean, maybe we could learn to stand on our own for a change
Claire:
You mean me don't you.
Hailey:
I mean, im not your mom.
Claire:
You think i need you all the time, when the truth is, your so mad at the world, that nobody but me even wants to talk to you.
Hailey:
[
Hailey says something then goes]
Raymond:
Are you always so sure of yourself?
Aquamarine:
Yes.
Raymond:
It's nice. More people should be like that.
Raymond:
What? What do you want me to tell you?
Aquamarine:
[
Kisses him] You can tell me how that makes you feel.
Aquamarine:
Wow Raymond, you're really good. Bye.
Aquamarine:
Starfish may be huge suck ups. But they never lie.
Aquamarine:
[
Raymond gives her a band aid] Thank you. It's beautiful.
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