Valli O'Reilly - Winner: Best Makeup
This is an extremely fortunate event. I'd like to thank the Academy for making my parents so proud. Colleen Atwood, for being such a good friend and always hiring me and inspiring me. Brad Silberling, Mitch, Kathleen, Medusah and Tonyia for working so hard. And I'd like to formally apologize to all the actors for making them look so unfortunate; but it was worth it, wasn't it? Thank you.
Bill Corso - Winner: Best Makeup
Mr. Lemony Snicket, please don't write any more of these books; they're corrupting our youth. Brad ...