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The Plight of Clownana (2004)

Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Danny Adams ...
Clownana
Al 'Boogie' Lewis ...
Dildo Man
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Katie Rosenbaum
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DildoMan's Fan (as Danneel Graul)
Susan Lay
Michael Ray Clark
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Testicle
Steve Babiar ...
Testicle
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Jensen
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Riley
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Kris
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Christian
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Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off. Written by Matt Foster

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Заварушка в Клоунане  »

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$6,000 (estimated)
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Winner of Newport Beach Film Festival's Audience Award for Best Short Film -2004 See more »

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Narrator: We all have a calling in life. A certain gift that not only directs one's path, but actually becomes our very being. We are it. It is us. My name is Ismael, and I am the Clownana.
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Funny and definitely original
14 February 2006 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

After my recently developed Jensen Ackles obsession I reviewed his IMDb profile and discovered this little treat.

With its wonderfully convenient showing on the official website I didn't have to wait.

This little ditty is exceedingly funny. It very independent film style but I think the uniqueness of it story line would appeal to everyone.

Its definitely worth a look and as its not that long you should be able to get a quick laugh out of it. It certainly brightened up my very boring morning at work.

In my opinion it would make a great skit scene at the begin of a movie (kind of like the ones on kid's movies) but would have to be at least PG-13.


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