Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all ... See full summary »

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Danny Adams ...
Clownana
Al 'Boogie' Lewis ...
Dildo Man
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Katie Rosenbaum
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DildoMan's Fan (as Danneel Graul)
Susan Lay
Michael Ray Clark
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Testicle
Steve Babiar ...
Testicle
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Jensen
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Riley
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Kris
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Christian
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Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off. Written by Matt Foster

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Winner of Newport Beach Film Festival's Audience Award for Best Short Film -2004 See more »

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Narrator: We all have a calling in life. A certain gift that not only directs one's path, but actually becomes our very being. We are it. It is us. My name is Ismael, and I am the Clownana.
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Excellent short Film..Definitely worth watching!!!!!!!!
20 December 2005 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

This is a brilliant work of art and very well put together.. A short but extremely funny film about a dancing Banana and his rival Dildoman.There isn't a dull moment from beginning to end. The music is great,and the characters are hilarious. Together with their incredible choreography and their insanely funny rivalry this movie will have every body on the floor cracking up especially with the little surprises through out the whole film.I recommend everybody with a sense of humor to watch the incredible "Clownana"! I only wish it was longer and most of you will agree once you watch it. Chris Dowling is a genius!!!!!


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