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The Plight of Clownana (2004)

Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all ... See full summary »

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Danny Adams ...
Clownana
Al 'Boogie' Lewis ...
Dildo Man
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Katie Rosenbaum
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DildoMan's Fan (as Danneel Graul)
Susan Lay
Michael Ray Clark
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Testicle
Steve Babiar ...
Testicle
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Jensen
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Riley
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Kris
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Christian
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Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off. Written by Matt Foster

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17 April 2004 (USA)  »

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Заварушка в Клоунане  »

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$6,000 (estimated)
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Winner of Newport Beach Film Festival's Audience Award for Best Short Film -2004 See more »

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[first lines]
Narrator: We all have a calling in life. A certain gift that not only directs one's path, but actually becomes our very being. We are it. It is us. My name is Ismael, and I am the Clownana.
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References Voltron: Defender of the Universe (1984) See more »

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a must see for everyone from earth
28 December 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

If you are from the planet Earth, and you do not see this movie, then you should be from some other planet, like Pluto...far far away from cool people. However if you are from the planet Earth, and you HAVE seen this movie...then shame on you for wasting time reading this when you could be telling others about the joy of the Clownana. Honestly, the film is just a joy to watch. I actually viewed it at the Arclight in Holllywood, California, and was very surprised with everything about it, from the directing, to the acting, to the voice over narration, to the very idea and storyline of the film. I do not want to give away some of the films bigger surprises, but if at all possible, I absolutely recommend seeing this film...which should be possible. Just google the title and go to the website. At the end of the day, a great film for a great time!


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