The most tripped out Marzipan filled insanity I have ever seen.
First off, I want to comment on my rating. This film is Hilarious!! It is so random and off the wall that you can't take your eyes off it. It is truly a train-wreck. It must been seen to be believed!
---Spoilers--- The plot is so ridiculous. A man kidnaps a woman, and threatens to kill her parents if she doesn't do EVERYTHING he says. After that plot line wears thin, He starts pimping her out to the handyman. At the end of the scene with the handyman, the kidnapper comes into the bedroom wearing clown makeup exclaiming "Who wants Marizipan?" After that, when the kidnap victim is eating breakfast in the kitchen, the kidnapper comes in to offer her some "Flippy floppy flap jacks." When she refuses he responds with "See that? I have what the boys in the schoolyard call a h@@ker. I am going to go **** her. Tell me if you want me to flip you up some flappies." If that weren't enough, once he leaves for the living room a man in all white with white makeup and his hair painted white shows up to talk to the woman. In the next scene, It is revealed that the kidnapper is actually an alien and that another kind man, a man with little green friends, is the only hope for our heroin. ---End Spoilers---
I laughed for at least a full half hour. This movie has some of the best one liners I have ever heard. And If I ever find this movie to purchase, the first thing I will do is post all those great one liners on IMDb.com
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