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42 out of 61 people found the following review useful:
Didn't want to fast forward through ANY of this movie, 11 August 2007
Author: fastforwardaddict from United States
Choose "The Darwin Awards" if you want a relaxing afternoon or evening
watching a fun film with enough laughs to make you walk away satisfied.
Looking at my IMDb ID, "fastforwardaddict," you would surmise correctly
that I have no patience for lame or poorly constructed movies. I
fastforward through everything that is subpar. If the writing and/or
the acting are bad, the DVD goes right back into the Netflix or
Blockbuster sleeve. Favorite movies of mine include those that are
considered by such critics as Leonard Maltin to be four star rated. I
say all this because when this came out in the theatres, I read
newspaper and magazine reviews that made it seem like a dud. Seems
rather fishy now, because I watched this with a male who is also very
hard to please and we both liked it. At the end, he said, "You picked a
winner this time." One criticism I read was that there was no chemistry
between Joseph Fiennes and Winona Ryder. First of all, the movie was
about Fiennes truly irritating the h... out of Ryder. Haven't you ever
worked with someone who drove you nuts? Well, Fiennes couldn't have
played this more perfectly. I've known characters like this and he is
right on the money. I also knew a character just like the one he played
in "Forever Mine" and he was right on the money there, too. His facial
expressions are enough in so many instances, he doesn't even have to
talk. His stiff body language was absolutely suited to the character he
was playing. Ryder was excellent as his co-worker. Why do you think she
survived her legal and public relations' problems? Because she is a
very good actress. As for the chemistry between them, that is
subjective; I sensed it.
Most of the Darwin situations, i.e., what the nutty victims did, were priceless, particularly the fellow who attached the missile to his car. The actors who played the husband and wife who were nearby made those characters very believable.
The comedic writing was good. The quips between Fiennes and Ryder were great! I hardly ever watch a movie twice, but I would watch this one again just to hear them go at each other, and to watch with even more of my friends and relatives to share the lighthearted fun. Sarcastic but cute give and take in a conversation is not easy to write, but the writers succeeded here.
Fiennes's range is wide: all the way from well-acted serious films such as "Luther" and particularly, "Leo," to this light and happy, very good-for-a-Saturday-afternoon provider of laughs.
61 out of 104 people found the following review useful:
Comedy Not Fit to Survive, 27 January 2006
Author: wmjaho from Park City
This was a movie I was really looking forward to at Sundance. We're all
familiar with the Darwin Awards, a website started by Stanford
molecular biologist Wendy Northcutt to humorously recognize extremely
stupid acts that lead to self-inflicted, accidental death. Northcutt's
notion is that the human gene pool improves when these tragi-comic
figures, who are presumably plagued by genetic stupidity, are removed
from the population. Hence the Darwin Awards (www.darwinawards.com).
It sounds like a terrific premise for an outrageous comedy and like the rest of the audience I was licking my chops. Unfortunately, this movie was about as funny as Origin of the Species. Director Finn Taylor has made a couple of refreshingly oddball films (Dreams with the Fishes, Cherish) but The Darwin Awards fails on almost every level.
The concept was probably doomed from the outset by the decision to incorporate a bunch of award-winning events into a linear storyline, including madcap crime investigations and a little love interest. Casting Joseph Fiennes and Wynona Ryder as the leads was the second mistake, as neither of them was right for their parts (and despite their efforts, came off very flat). Follow that with writing that is simply not very clever and you have a disappointing movie.
The vignettes do include some great casting choices, including Chris Penn, Tim Blake Nelson, David Arquette and Metallica. But unfortunately, they are lost in the woeful script, and give us only the occasional funny moment.
As many have heard, actor Chris Penn was found dead at his Santa Monica home the day of the Sundance premiere. Finn Taylor had some nice words to say about Chris prior to the screening. And afterwards Winona Ryder, who had known Chris for 15 years, spoke at length about him. "He wasn't just Sean's younger brother," she said. It was a genuinely nice tribute.
48 out of 82 people found the following review useful:
Funny, but uneven, 27 January 2006
Author: ArizWldcat from United States
This was the coveted ticket at Sundance, apparently. We arrived 2 1/2
hours before the screening and were shocked to find that we were nearly
90th in line! We luckily got into our screening,but unfortunately, the
movie was a disappointment. The cast is stellar; Joe Fiennes and Winona
Ryder are the headliners, and there are many cameos, including Tim
Blake Nelson and Robin Tunney, who starred in director Finn Taylor's
last movie, Cherish. In addition, Chris Penn (who unfortunately passed
away just the day before the premiere of this film at Sundance), Wilmer
Valderrama, Alessandro Nivola, Ty Burrell, Juliette Lewis, Tom
Hollander, and David Arquette were some of the other cameos included.
Joe Fiennes plays a police detective who is thrown off the squad due to his propensity to faint at the sight of blood. He and Ryder's character get together and try to find out what makes these "Darwin Award" winners tick. I am not sure that point is ever resolved in this film, which is part of the reason why it is uneven. Also, there is just no chemistry between Ryder and Fiennes. I really didn't care whether or not the two of them "got together" or not.
There are a few laughs in the film as the Award "winners" demonstrate what they did to "win." The problem is that they just didn't effectively sum up the movie. It was a little confusing. I will probably rent the DVD when it comes out so that I can see if I just missed it. Another problem is the documentary "filmmaker" who tags along. Why? He seems pointless.
All in all, we had a great time at the screening; Fiennes, Valderrama, Burrell, and Brad Hunt, as well as Finn Taylor, and the author of the book (The Darwin Awards) led the Q and A session afterward. That was the best part of the screening! My recommendation is that if you want to see a good Finn Taylor film, rent "Cherish".
35 out of 57 people found the following review useful:
Better than it's given credit for, 21 May 2007
Author: pathighgate from Modesto, California, USA
Despite the terrible reviews this movie has garnered, it has some
qualities that raise it above average and gives us something that, over
all, is pretty darn good. In addition to explaining some of the more
foolish acts performed by people in an entertaining way, the work
attempts to give us an understanding as to why these people commit
those foolish acts.
There is, in the eyes of this work, a duality of man that shifts between normal, safe and acceptable behavior and insane actions that may often lead to one's death. Throughout the movie, David Arquette's character is straining to discover what it is, exactly, that drives an otherwise normal human being to acts of profound stupidity and danger. The character's goal shifts from an attempt to discover a common profile for these people into something more personal and real.
However, the movie ultimately fails on this premise. While it does raise the question, it never bothers to give us an acceptable answer. The best it has to offer comes from Ryder's character regarding 'a maze of automatic telephone voicemails' when dealing with insurance companies. Arquette's character can't seem to come close.
Overall, the look and feel of the movie is fresh and original. While it borrows from a number of different styles that will immediately be recognized, but it brings them together in a wonderful way. In addition, the soundtrack to the movie is superb.
16 out of 20 people found the following review useful:
Less would be best......, 8 May 2008
Author: merklekranz from United States
While quite original in it's concept of studying people who kill themselves in incredibly stupid ways, the delivery is jumbled and not as entertaining as it might have been. If you were to lose the totally unnecessary documentary film maker and the ridiculous, cartoon-like serial killer, the movie would have benefited. When it is describing one of the outrageous idiots and their stunts, the film is in high gear. Unfortunately it repeatedly bogs down and this starting and stopping ruins the whole tone of "The Darwin Awards". I recommend simply checking out the idiotic segments and skipping the rest. This would have made a superior short, but as a feature it fails, because there is too much going on at once. Less would have been best. - MERK
18 out of 25 people found the following review useful:
I liked it, 16 October 2007
Author: sta_cd from United States
I had never heard of this film before I rented it so I had no expectations which is always nice. The main character is lovable and hilarious. The premise of the movie is unique as is its production. I also loved all of the cameos. This movie was good social commentary and thoroughly enjoyable. My friend and I were gut busting laughing through a lot of it. I had been told by the guy at the video store that it was too gory. This almost made me not want to watch it, but it was not at all bad. Just blood and in the context of comedy it is not gory but I might not let a kid watch it. I think if you liked Idiocracy, Hot Fuzz you would like this movie.
20 out of 31 people found the following review useful:
Darwin Awards Delivers on Left of Center Premise, 19 February 2006
Author: cpb-7 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
You see this movie because you've followed The Real Darwin Awards. You
see it because you want to be guaranteed a laugh. It's a movie about
people who do things so stupid that they die in the process. Got it?
These other reviewers are reading too much into it. You want a spoiler?
The rocket powered car doesn't . . . um . . . land well. The
skyscraper's windows . . . uh . . . aren't really that well secured.
Fido fetches everything . . . even dynamite. There is a scene in Darwin
Awards with two stoned-out Metallica fans (Judah Friedlander is one)
which is so laugh- out loud funny it could be spun out into its own
Winona Ryder is adorable in this movie. She is the girl next door in a push-up bra. I want her to shoplift in my store and so will you after you see this movie. The cameo by the two guys from The Myth Busters is a classic. I saw it at the Berkeley premiere before Sundance and would see it again.
7 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Offbeat comedy movie about urban legends., 8 December 2007
Author: misbegotten from United Kingdom
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The Darwin Awards is a quirky little independent film, loosely based on
the website & spin-off books cataloging the real-life stories of people
who have suffered accidents caused by their own stupidity. Any
individuals who are killed are posthumously given a 'Darwin Award' for
improving Mankind's gene pool by removing themselves from it.
The movie stars Joseph Fiennes as a police profiler whose unfortunate tendency to faint at the sight of blood (he's phobic) causes him to get discharged from the force. Finding employment with an insurance company, he's partnered with experienced, hot-shot investigator Winona Ryder, who specialises in bizarre and unusual claims. Together the two of them travel back and forth across America, examining various strange accidents.
One of the things I liked most about this film is that the accidents that Fiennes and Ryder investigate are all based on well known urban legends, and such modern-day myths have always fascinated me. I own many books on the subject, and have enjoyed previous movies that have either used an urban legend as a starting point and then built a story around it (for example, Dead Man's Curve, When a Stranger Calls, and Lover's Lane), or have featured several legends (all three Urban Legends movies, and the anthology film Campfire Tales). Therefore, I got a huge thrill seeing several urban legends reenacted in The Darwin Awards.
Although it's an independent production, the movie has an impressive budget and features many big name stars in cameos (including Chris Penn in his last role - he died the day before the film debuted at Sundance). However it went straight to DVD, both in America and here in the UK. I suppose it's hard to market an offbeat, character-led black comedy in which most of the laughs are generated by people getting either seriously injured or killed. Personally, I liked it a lot.
Definitely a great entertaining film. Not saying that because I'm a child or have little intelligence (thank you previous commenter for that insightful look into my iq). This movie was pretty simplistic...did the people who rated it that bad want this to be an in-depth soul searching look into the darwin awards? Did they want more politics thrown in for more intellectual fare? Why were they bothered so? I'm really getting annoyed with how some people will tear apart a movie so voraciously you'd think the movie's creators killed their dog for something. I mean, hell, tear apart real fluff like "wild hogs" or something. So it didn't live up to your super high expectations, but hell, not every movie is going to move your soul. And this one was named "darwin awards" what did you expect??? It's like thinking the movie "Idiocracy" will change our education system for the better. This movie was not pee your pants funny, but it was funny on par with "America's funniest videos". Not going to rock your world, but gives you pleasure for about 1.5 hours. Me and my husband liked it and would definitely recommend it. (And not just because my father-in-law may someday qualify for the Darwin Awards. ;) ) So it was filmed documentary style, I think it added a bit of spice-especially when he wouldn't call 911. The love interest thing well, at least we didn't get full on cheese. I don't know if anyone knows this...but anytime you travel with a good looking man or woman and they are single and you spend every waking moment with them, lust or love will ALWAYS come up. That's what humans do.
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
" If there is a certainty to life, it's that some people can't wait to die ", 11 June 2010
Author: thinker1691 from USA
Here is one movie which begins well enough and the social premise is that accidents are everywhere. The film is called " The Darwin Awards. " The theory of social stupidity and why so many people commit suicide through thoughtless accidents is redundantly explained. However, there are just as many people who don't wait for the accident to happen, they insist on accomplishing their task despite the obvious dangers and possible consequences. Michael Burrows ( Joseph Fiennes) plays a washed out policeman who cannot stand the sight of blood. Seeking employment, he is teamed up with Siri Taylor (Winona Ryder) to investigate a rash of accidents which have million dollars insurance policies. In their travels, they discover how a simple plan, can unleash a series of mishaps and behavioral actions which cause great bodily injury. With special guest in cameo roles like Wilmer Valderrama, Lukas Haas, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman, director Finn Taylor creates a comedic wild ride for audiences. A laughable film which contain much slapstick, but somehow does not quite hold the story together. Nevertheless, a fun film to watch. ***
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