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14 out of 19 people found the following review useful:
Sick, disturbing and utterly repulsive!, 18 March 2006
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Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
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It's pretty much unquestionable that "Neighborhood Watch" is a terrible
and absolutely worthless movie but, just in case Graeme Whifler's only
intention was to go beyond all the known boundaries of gore and
sickness, it might be called a huge success after all. This is one
messed up production and most of the film's footage simply cannot be
categorized in terms of sickness as no horror movie has ever gone there
before! This is different than the Italian cannibal-flicks or the Asian
Manga-madness, as "Neighborhood Watch" features a realistic tone and
revolves on existing issues like misanthropy, self-mutilation and pure
psychological terror. The first half of the film is actually just as
intense and unsettling as it is nauseating and this combination led me
to believe that we'd come across THE most disturbing movie ever made.
Whilfer totally loses his grip on the suspense near the end, however,
with sub plots that go nowhere and the atmosphere that vanishes
entirely. The premise of "Neighborhood Watch" is utterly simple but it
works because I'm sure that everybody recognizes some of the basic
story aspects like domestic disturbance, mobbing and social
nonacceptance. Young newlyweds Wendi and Bob move into a ramshackle
house owned by Bob's new employer and face problems with their
neighbors right away. The elderly couple next door behaves very
strangely but the real threat is formed by opposite neighbor Adrian
Trumbell, who distributes poisoned candy as welcoming gifts... Trumbell
definitely ranks among the vilest psychopaths in horror cinema history!
While listening to tapes describing torture and unnecessary surgery in
gross detail, he masturbates by sticking hypodermic needles in his
scrotum and poking holes in his stomach with his finger! That's right!
Pretty soon, Wendi and Bob become the target of Trumbell's unnameable
lunacy and there's no one who can (or wants to) help them.
This isn't anything like "Pacific Heights" or any other B-thriller in
which some nut kills his/her neighbor's cat, but mean-spirited
exploitation for people with a strong stomach only. Despite the often
lack of horror experience or budget, the make-up effects and scenery
are convincing and genuinely nauseating. According to Graeme Whifler,
there are absolutely no taboos and even embarrassing stuff like
diarrhea or close-up vomiting gets illustrated like it's the most
common thing in the world. Nick Searcy, who briefly appeared in more
classy projects like "Tigerland" and "One Hour Photo", is marvelous as
the sick pervert but the rest of the cast is better left unmentioned.
The total absence of continuity and decent choreography makes it hard
to rate this movie any higher than 6 out of 10; but I'm doing it anyway
since I've never been more disgusted by a movie in my entire life! That
has got to be worth something, right? In case your most recent medical
check-up contained no heart or nerves problems worth mentioning, you
can consider seeing "Neighborhood Watch".
8 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
Great Weirdo Villain and some Funny Dark Humor, 19 May 2008
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ElijahCSkuggs from Happy Land, who lives in a Gumdrop House on Lolly Pop Lane
Going into Neighborhood Watch, I really knew nothing about it. A year
or two ago it had some nice hype surrounding it, but somehow it stayed
pretty damn elusive....well, to people who don't have the means, if ya
know what I mean. But thankfully, a pal of mine gave me the opportunity
to view this, and I'm happy to say this film delivered the goods.
The story revolves around a husband and wife who move into their new
home, he's got a new job and she's happy decorating the house. All
seems well until they meet their neighbor Adrian. Let me just say
before Adrian appears on screen the movie is slightly tedious, not so
entertaining and the feel of it's low-budgetness is really evident. But
the actor who plays Adrian brings an over-the-top insanity that was
really a fun ride witnessing. Like what Evol said in his review, this
movie delivers some really good laughs. It's dark comedy at it's
darkest, and when delivered by this goofy, insane character, it's
really a nice treat.
Overall the movie isn't really amazing, but with it's dark themes and
dark humor, Neighborhood Watch turned out to be a very welcome addition
to the weird world of horror. Definitely give this movie a shot if you
enjoy low budget films that are weird and most definitely sick. 7.5
outta 10
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
A horrific, vile, and disturbing experience, 5 May 2008
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undeadmachine669 from United States
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I had read about a film called Neighborhood Watch a year or so ago that was supposed to be the most disturbing horror film ever lensed. I did not, however, know that the film had been re-titled to Deadly End (why?). I am a collector of horror films. I have over 3000 VHS and DVD horror movies in my collection. There is nothing I haven't seen before. So for a movie to wreck me like this one did, I had no other choice than to give it a perfect 10. Some of the acting is a bit shoddy, and some of the choices the actors make are highly unlikely. If a man that looked like THAT showed up at my house with candy, it would go straight in the trash! These characters, however, indulge in the stuff...and to grisly results. Those minor gripes aside, everything else in this film did exactly what it was supposed to. Sicken the viewer to the very core. It is not an enjoyable experience at all. As jaded as I am, I had to turn it off about halfway through to get some fresh air. Yes people, it is really that bad. The story is simple. A young couple moves into a suburban neighborhood where a sadistic, deeply disturbed man lives. The man takes to poisoning and torturing this couple for seemingly no reason. Thats it. Such a simple story leads to such a horrifying end that I offered my roommates $20 a piece if they could finish the movie. Neither of them could make it half way through. Enjoy!
4 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Fun And Twisted Black Comedy..., 5 August 2007
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EVOL666 from St. John's Abortion Clinic
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Having heard about NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH for about a year now, I'm glad I
got to finally see it not too long ago. I had heard how "sick" and
"disgusting" it was, and I will admit that the film has a few moments
that are pretty out-there - but I don't think it was nearly as graphic
as others made it seem. The other thing that I noticed that I don't
seem to be seeing much mention of made - is that at it's heart,
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH is really a very dark comedy. There's a lot going on
in this film that's pretty funny for those of us with a sick sense of
humor.
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood and immediately sense that
their neighbor Adrian is a bit "off". The couple tries to convince the
rest of the neighborhood's residents to band together against Adrian,
but to no avail. Adrian continuously poisons the couple until they are
near-death - and it's a fight to stay alive and rid themselves of their
psychotic neighbor once and for all...
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH is an entertaining and pretty well made film for a
low-budget joint, and I think most horror fans and those with a twisted
sense of humor will enjoy this one. Again, yeah - there are a few
"sick" parts, but I think that whole aspect of the film has been pretty
overblown - at least for those that are used to more "underground"
horror films. Make sure to keep an ear out for the radio-show that
Adrian constantly listens to - that sh!t is hilarious...8/10
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Gorehound spectacular!!!!!!!!!!, 2 December 2008
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Author:
Indyrod from United States
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This movie should have a proper review, so here is goes. I ordered this a few months ago, after reading excellent reviews. The movie is about a young couple (Jack Huston and Pell James) that move into a rather strange neighborhood because of his new job. After being there only a short time, they are visited by a neighbor Adrien (Nick Searcy) with a bouquet of something. It happens to be poison oak and gives the wifey an extreme breakout of the poison on her face. Shortly after, he visits them and gives them a box of chocolates. Now Adrien is the neighbor from hell and his own extremely sick sexual habits are hard to believe, or even define here. So I won't. Oh why not. He has cut a gash in his lower stomach area which he sticks his finger in and massages some kind of organ under the liver that gives him sexual pleasure, but then he jams a syringe directly into his balls. And away he goes. This is sick sh*t, and I mean sick, but this movie has just started. Back to the chocolates, which are laced with a horse laxative that gives the couple the extreme sh*ts, and you have never and I mean never seen some of the sh*t (pun intended) displayed in this movie. And that's just the beginning. It seems Adrien likes to screw around with poisons of all kinds, and he used them on the neighbors he doesn't like which is most of them. Oh, and the deaf neighbors across the street, who aren't really deaf are a pretty funny part of the movie until the amazing revolting climax. The movie moves into the extreme gore department, almost Herschell Gordon Lewis level, except much much better effects. This movie has an actual history of people leaving the theater sick, or having seizures, or leaving in disgust. That is true, and also, nobody and I mean no studio would even consider distributing this movie without extreme cuts. But Stuart Gordon used all his muscle, and liked the extreme nature of this movie, and got it released fully uncut on DVD. It's morbid, totally disgusting, extremely gory, nasty, very sickening, and I could go on and on, but gorehounds, this is the movie for you. Take it from me, this one does not disappoint on any level. The ending alone is unbelievably gory with a little twist, and the commentary is excellent, with the writer-director saying exactly what I wanted to hear, that he wanted to make the most extreme movie he could possibly think of and give the gorehounds of the universe the kind of movie they want. He did just that, and I could not recommend it higher.
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
There went the neighborhood., 29 November 2008
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Author:
Michael O'Keefe from Muskogee OK
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Kid you not, this sucker gets a bit grisly. Bob and Wendi(Jack Huston
and Pell James)move to their new home in what they thought would be
like paradise, but low and behold this suburban neighborhood is more
like a dead zone. What neighbors left seem pretty strange, but none
stranger than the former mayor's son Adrien(Nick Searcy). He delivers a
bouquet of poison oak that makes a mess of Wendi. Then the psychopathic
Adrien delivers poisoned candy that leaves both Bob and Wendi with
debilitating diarrhea. Now things progress to weirdness. Adrien
performs an amateur surgery on Wendi then operates on himself. As if
playing with his own guts is not enough; the neighborhood nut job pulls
off the strangest masturbation scene you'll ever see. He fingers a
busted stitched hole in his belly as he repeatedly stabs his testicles
with a hypodermic needle.
I don't feel I've spoiled this one that much since seeing it for
yourself is more entertaining than hearing about it. Also in the cast:
Anina Lincoln, Meredith Morton and John Ennis.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Life is like a box of chocolates..., 3 June 2008
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Author:
barnthebarn from Oxford, England
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Notable for being the first (and perhaps only) film ever to be released
by Charles Band's Lunatic releasing, a label for freaky movies that he
played no part in other than seeing their potential and thus
distributing.
The main cast here are really watchable with attractive couple Bob and
Wendi (British actor Jack Huston and American actress Pell James)
taking the lead as a peace wishing young couple terrorised by local
former Sherrifs son and madman, Adrien (Nick Searcy - also very good).
Some of the other actors are a little out of their depth, such as an
older couple who are the only other neighbours that know Adrien is
trouble. There are silly bits such as when Bob becomes blind and says
to a pregnant and in pain Wendi that he is going to get help (he is
blind!) despite not being able to manoeuvre around the bed even. The
film is nowhere near as gory as some reviews suggest presenting only
the odd moment of horrid footage. The scene of Adrien penetrating a
stomach wound with his finger whilst torturing his testicles is gross
but not overly explicit. With such handsome leads and other qualities
like a great score (a little reminiscent of Richard Band Puppet Master
music) and cinematography this could have been a lot better. I feel
director, Graeme Whifler, has to take the blame for the films failure
to be as exceptional as it could have been. Ultimately Whifler is a
naive director and writer, wanting to squeeze so much cliché and value
in to each frame that his work becomes at worst a mindless bore and at
best this, an interesting film primarily saved by its daft but
enigmatic leads. If you love the film it is well worth checking out
Graeme Whifler's other writing efforts, 'Sonny Boy' and 'Dr. Giggles'
as both are equally disappointing. Fair.
3 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Deadly End Freaked Me Out!, 26 January 2008
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brianstreehouse
Well after reading some of the buzz on the internet, I obtained an advanced screener of the movie. When I heard that people were having physical reactions to the film, I knew it would be right up my alley. I was not disappointed! I love a good villain, and Adrian is not your typical bad guy. Most psychopaths in horror movies have a mystery about them, and you don't see the human side. With Adrian, it is his "realness" that makes him so freaky, you actually could live next door to him! I really like the lead actors, and within the story, small characters shine and add some levity to the suspense. Without spoiling anything, I'll just say that the final scenes will be scarred into memory probably for life!
Morbid and disturbing., 23 July 2012
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HumanoidOfFlesh from Chyby, Poland
A young couple Bob and Wendi Peterson moves into a desolate neighborhood as a part of Bob's new job in the company called Zeecor.However their neighbor Adrian seems a little bit strange.He brings them a box of poisoned home-made chocolates as a welcoming gift. Soon the couple are spending most of their time on the toilet with a heavy diarrhea.After this poisoning attempt Bob and Wendi realize that something is very wrong with Adrian and tell him to leave them alone.Such unkind behavior of young couple makes Adrian furious and all hell breaks loose..."Neighborhood Watch" is a nasty and disturbing horror film that left me speechless.The cinematography is excellent as it captures perfectly the atmosphere of isolation and madness.The film is not as gory and disgusting as some people claim,but several scenes are truly sick and bizarre.We see Adrian masturbating by sticking his finger in a half-sewn hole in his stomach while stabbing himself in the testicles with a hypodermic needle or incredibly yucky self-taught surgery performed on Wendi.The main characters are well-developed,the direction by Graeme Whifler is excellent and the special effects are very realistic.Overall,"Neighborhood Watch" is a hauntingly morbid and upsetting indie horror flick that teaches us one thing:never take candy from a stranger.9 out of 10.
1 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Gory, Yes. Good, ummm... No., 21 August 2010
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barcardimike from United States
I love all types of horror movies. Movies with ghosts, teenage
camp-counselors getting killed, intruders in your dreams, devil
worship, monsters, zombies, stalkers, murderers, etc . . . Anything
with apparitions, suspense, violence, killings, shocking moments,
jolts, and gore. But none of these elements work unless they are
accompanied by at least a few good actors, likable characters, half-way
decent continuity, and semi-believable situations. In the gore
department, Deadly End (Neighborhood Watch) delivers. Unfortunately, it
ends there. Characters and situations are unrealistic and annoying.
Young "Wendi" whines about everything and is afraid of her own shadow.
I couldn't help but laugh when she hid in a box and didn't come out
even though her husband was home looking for her! I also shook my head
at the implausibility of Bob's lack of concern for his old neighbor
when she crashed in his yard. And the diarrhea trail (yes, we are
treated to a trail of poop!) that Bob leaves atwork is cartoonish!
There are police who ignore break-ins and poisonings. During the
neighborhood watch meeting, neighbors are flat caricatures who defend
the psycho who proceeds to kick a life-support plug and calls Wendi a
C***! ! And did anyone notice that the perverted power-guy and the
psycho (Adrian), both had huge dark rings under their eyes that look
drawn on. They both acted alike, so I guess that crazy people can be
identified by dark circles under their eyes!
And how hard is it to figure out that the flowers from the psycho
caused Wendi's poison oak reaction? I knew it as soon as the doctor
mentioned poison oak. And I'm not a doctor, but how overdone was
Wendi's allergic reaction to the oak? She looks like a severe burn
victim or a monster.
Yes, the poop on the pants, the barfing, the flaking and pus on
Adrian's face, and the surgical hole in Adrien's side are truly
disturbing. And as far as shocking the audience with gore, the finale
delivers. That said, don't expect good acting, believable situations,
or any realistic ambiance to this movie. The sets are minimal and the
fire engine scene is so low budget it resembles a high school play.
This movie could have rocked with the right budget and actors. As it
stands, it just disappoints.
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