Madea's Class Reunion (2003 Video)

Tyler Perry: Madea, Dr. Willy Leroy Jones

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Quotes 

• Diana Massey : So, how can you tell if a man is cheating on you?

  Madea : You think your man cheatin on you?

  Diana Massey : Yes I do...

  Madea : That's how you can tell.

• Madea : What is wrong with all these black celebrities these days? Diana Ross allegedly drinking and driving. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson says he's Peter Pan.

  Cora : That's what he said.

  Madea : This is what his kids look like.

  [covers her face with a cloth napkin and kicks] 

• Woman at Hotel : You probably go around writing bad checks everywhere? Do you hear me, you little bad lady?

  Madea : [shoots round from pistol]  Nah, do you hear me? Do you hear me?

• Cora : You can't do that to her, she's my boss!

  Madea : She can't fire you if she's dead.

• Madea : If you tell a man that you're going to call 911 and he backs off, that's a man who beats up on women cuz he's scared to beat up a man. But if you tell him you're going to call 911 and he says he'll call them for you, run. That's a crazy man who will beat up a woman or a man and you run out of there no matter what you gotta do, even if you're naked you get away from him as fast as you can.

• Madea : Where were you today, Penny? Didn't I tell you to come home from school today? I called Willona and Florida and Thelma and nobody knows where you at, where were you today, Penny? WHERE WERE YOU?

  Ann : I was with J.J.!

• Madea : Why are you using all these big words? The check bounced is that what you trynna say? Well say that say the check bounced.

  Ann : The check bounced.

  Madea : Well bounce it back.

• Madea : Oooh is that a coach? No that's a catch but that's nice!