- Young John Bond: Does Monster know you're here?
- Young Marty Shalom Weinstein: No, this is a free country.
- Rocco Piedra: Marky Einstein?
- Rocco Piedra: The little guy?
- Rocco Piedra: He's not even a wrestler!
- Rocco Piedra: Isn't he gay?
- Sandy Gold Piedra: No daddy.
- Sandy Gold Piedra: He's not gay, he's Jewish.