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Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen (2005)

Not Rated | | Fantasy
When unforeseen circumstances leave the country in ruins, a bitter ex-fashion model rises to power, only to find the two things she can't possess; beauty and love.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Taylor Asberry ...
Girl Age 9 / Piano Girl
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Queen Amber
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Sylvie (as Courtney Kauffman Kocak)
Thomas Alan Beckett ...
Scotty (as Thomas Allen Beckett)
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Matthew
Libby Bibb ...
Ransom
Shannon Blount ...
Cut Throat Girl / Becca
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Manservant
Jon Fahey ...
Merrick
Gunnar Hansen ...
Reggie
J.J. Huckin ...
Principal
Mack 10 ...
D.K.
Molly Karrasch ...
Frosty
Kenneth Leep-Sills ...
Goat Boy
Ricki Marking-Camuto ...
Meme
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Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen is a hip, sexy, thriller with a strong protagonist, a horrifying tyrant, and a series of disturbing twist that build into a shocker of an ending. Amber, the main character is a mixture of beauty queen and revolutionary. After being told she was ugly through childhood, her self loathing became confused once she conquered the competitive world of fashion modeling. Being rejected by the same fashion industry that loved her just a few years earlier (she was in her late 20's), she returns to her small rural hometown. Suddenly the world ends, and Amber finds she has the charisma and strength to help rebuild her corner of the world in her own way. Written by Thomas Smugala

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Civilization is only skin deep

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Fantasy

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precious minutes from my life I can NEVER get back
1 May 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Amber, a bitter, spiteful, extremely vain ex-beauty model goes on her day by day wheelings and dealings as she's queen of her county after the apocalypse has come and gone. Sylvie (Courtney Kocak) narrates the film and tells her tale of how so met Amber. Gunner Hansen is also on hand as an old man who takes Sylvie in right after the world turns. If you ever hoped that good old Hansen would speak more in his movie roles, you're in luck as he goes on a lentghy monologue about getting old and his old hands. It made me hearken back to the days when he was mostly silent in actual good films as "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" & "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers". Mack-10 should REALLY just stick with rapping. But funnily enough those two are among the BETTER actors in this million dollar stinker. Quite possibly the worst movie based on the Elizabeth Bathory legend ever made. It takes a lot to make that particular story into something so deathly dull and lifeless. Yet this film accomplishes that task with rancid gusto. Pure art-house drivel.

My Grade: D-


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