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Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (TV Series 2004–2006) Poster

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Kristin Cavalleri: Steephaaaannn!

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Stephen Coletti: You look real good, keep dancing on the bar SLUT!

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Lauren Conrad: I think it's more like purses actually. You're always gonna have that one boy that your always comfortable with and you always kinda like, right? Thats your purse that you wear everywhere, right? Then you have a gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with.

Jen: Yeah but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole.

Lauren Conrad: Or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like, but you don't really want to be seen with.

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Stephen: [while surfing] You've gotta be aware of everyone else around you.

Kristen: I'm not good at that!

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Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?

Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.

Lauren Bosworth: Really?

Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.

Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.

Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.

Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.

Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.

Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.

Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.

Jen: They would.

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Lo's Mom: Lo it's not a fashion show...

Lauren Bosworth: Every day's a fashion show mom.

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Lauren Conrad: The boys are planning on going to the dance for like half an hour then going straight to the after party and "getin' some" and were planning on... showing off our dresses

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Trey Phillips: [to a midget] What? You wanna go?

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Jason Wahler: You look really cute.

Lauren Conrad: Thank you.

Jason Wahler: You wanna go to the hot tub?

[shakes her head yes]

Jason Wahler: That was the cutest thing I've seen in my entire life.

Lauren Conrad: What?

Jason Wahler: You.

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Jessica Smith: What's wrong, Jason?

Jason Wahler: It's just the way you're acting.

Jessica Smith: How am I acting?

Jason Wahler: [in a stoned voice] I don't know, you tell me?

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Lauren Bosworth: Well, Kristin just about hates us.

Lauren Conrad: No, Kristin hates me but that's okay.

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Stephen Coletti: [to Kristin] What am I suppose to be? Happy to see you or something?

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Kristin Cavalleri: Jessica, he's cheating on you! Take it from someone who used to cheat on her boyfriend. Those are signs of him cheating!

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Alex Hooser: It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car.

Kristin Cavalleri: Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad. You're Buddhist, you believe in that.

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Talan Torriero: [Taylor and Talan are talking] I love you... well, I don't love you... I L-U-V you.

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Kristin Cavalleri: My car is *Dunzo*!

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Alex Hooser: What's the saying? Don't hate the player, hate the game?

Jessica Smith: Um... don't hate the game, hate the player.

Alex Hooser: I hate the fucking game.

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Talan Torriero: [after being told that Kristin went to meet Stephen] Oh, great. It's just "closure". "Closure" was last week.

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Lauren Conrad: How would you feel if I kissed my ex-boyfriend right in front of you?

[sarcastically]

Lauren Conrad: But I was *sorry*.

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Dieter: Hold it. Just hold it.

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Alex: I'm trying to make you smile.

Jason Wahler: You are making me smile.

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Jen: Hey, Lauren. what comes before Part B?

Lauren Conrad: Part A? Ohh! Ha ha!

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Kristin Cavalleri: Every day of our lives here we would say, "Oh, great, it's the same thing every night." I really wish we didn't do that.

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Lauren Conrad: You like, ruined everything. You know that, right?

Jason Wahler: Yeah.

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Kristin Cavalleri: Cheers to the last winter formal biznasss!

Alex Hooser: One more dance together, my dahling.

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Lauren Bosworth: Eww, what's in this?

Stephen Coletti: I think that's all the meat and hot dogs.

Lauren Bosworth: Will you cook me a hot dog?

Stephen Coletti: No.

Lauren Bosworth: Please help me.

Stephen Coletti: Yeah, I'll cook you a weiner.

Lauren Bosworth: [laughs] Excuse me?

Stephen Coletti: Some poor man is going to marry you.

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Lauren Bosworth: [to Talan] You just got a facial? Talan, why did you do that?

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Lauren Bosworth: You whorebag!

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Kristin Cavalleri: [to Stephen after he tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.

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Lauren Bosworth: Oh, I see smoke poofs!

Lauren Conrad: You see them?

Lauren Bosworth: Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing?

Lauren Conrad: ...Those aren't cigarette poofs.

Lauren Bosworth: Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...

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Lauren Conrad: Daddy, Lo thinks I shouldn't be grounded

Lauren Bosworth: I think Lauren should not be grounded.

LC's Dad: I'm willing to hear your argument.

Lauren Bosworth: Well Jim... I think it's second semester senior year...

LC's Dad: Yeah.

Lauren Bosworth: LC is a wonderful person...

LC's Dad: Great kid.

Lauren Bosworth: I don't think that her grades reflect on her as a person. I don't think that she's a bad kid... I just don't... Jim, please just let her come out with me!

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LC's Mom: You cannot get D's and F's. That's not cruising, that's failing.

Lauren Bosworth: Yeah, she does have a point... I'm sorry but she does! I want you to be able to come out with me. Duh.

Lauren Conrad: Hey, Lo...?

[dirty look]

Lauren Bosworth: Sorry, I tried. Your mom does have a point though. You shouldn't be failing... I'm sorry! Just don't fail your classes.

Lauren Conrad: Lo, you suck.

Lauren Bosworth: Stop failing... go out.

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Stephen Coletti: Do you think you'll find someone?

Lauren Conrad: I don't want to look for someone, I want someone to find me.

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Kristin Cavalleri: Then you were at Lauren's house, so you just LIED to me!

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Lauren Bosworth: Was she like, Ste-phan! Where are you?

Lauren Conrad: Ste-phan! Haha.

Lauren Bosworth: Ste-phan!

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Lauren Bosworth: [in the limo before prom] Morgan has the same dress as me. She's... a whore.

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Lauren Conrad: You just hope that you're worth changin' for.

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