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The Hard Easy (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Freddie: Kid, were you born stupid or did you learn it somewhere?

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[first lines]

Saleswoman: Over here... Good morning.

Delivery guy: Good morning. What, uh, What's with all the suits?

Saleswoman: Some big dealer thing.

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Ed Koster: What if I told you that I had a way to raise the cash in less than five days?

Roger Hargitay: I'd say you're fucking nuts.

Ed Koster: Have I ever remotely resembled someone to you who's sane?

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Vinnie: Are you okay?

Paul Weston: Define "okay". Hey, what time is it?

Vinnie: It's just after 2:00. Do you need a doctor?

Paul Weston: More like a welder.

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Gene: [Cracker Jack disappointment] It's paper. You promised us a toy.

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Ed Koster: You guys absolutely fuckin' slay me. We log on, make a few phone calls, two weeks later 250 geriatrics hand over their entire life's savings, and that's okay. "But gee, Ed, I don't wanna be a real crook."

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Dr. Charlie Brooks: For what it's worth, I've treated a lot of Vinnie's friends, but you're the first one that I've ever given a ride to.

Paul Weston: Ah. So out of all the losers, I'm your favorite one.

Dr. Charlie Brooks: Without a doubt.

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Paul Weston: Make yourself comfortable.

Dr. Charlie Brooks: I always do.

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Jason Burns: Who the fuck are they?

Ed Koster: Do I remotely resemble a God damn crystal ball?

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[last lines]

Paul Weston: I'm Paul.

Roger Hargitay: Roger.

[explosion]

Paul Weston: Nice to meet you, Roger.

Roger Hargitay: Yeah, you too.

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