Glow Ropes: The Rise and Fall of a Bar Mitzvah Emcee (2005)

User Rating:

3.9/10   

Directors:

Edwin M. Figueroa
George Valencia
(more)

Writer:

George Valencia (writer)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

The rise and fall of a Bar Mitzvah Emcee

Plot:

The Rise and Fall of a Bar Mitzvah Emcee.

Plot Keywords:

Bar Mitzvah | Emcee | Fame | Ropes | Batmitzvah

Cast

Marlene Forte	...	Mrs. Lopefrawitz
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Victoria Agresti	...	Woman in Ladies Room
Carlo Alban	...	Barry
Elizabeth Canavan	...	Nurse
Candice Coke	...	Chiara
Bob Greenberg	...	Harry Kauffman
Melissa Gundersen	...	Dancer
Paul Iacono	...	Ricky Lopefrawitz
Eliezer Meyer	...	Rabbi Elli
Tim Peper	...	Taylor James
Judy Reyes	...	Vanessa Dupree
Giselle Rodriguez	...	Homegirl Jennifer
Marc Sebastian	...	Vinny C
Laura Sheehy	...	Mrs. Dupree's client
George Valencia	...	Sebastian
Mayte Garcia	...	Party Guest (uncredited)
Danicah Waldo	...	Party Guest (uncredited)

Directed by
Edwin M. Figueroa
George Valencia
Edwin Figuera		(co-director)

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
George Valencia		writer

Produced by
Alex Alzate	....	associate producer
Vinz Feller	....	producer
Judy Reyes	....	producer
Marlon Tusche	....	executive producer

Cinematography by
Manfred Reiff

Film Editing by
Vincent Bova

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Vinz Feller	....	first assistant director
Christopher Winterbourne	....	second assistant director

Sound Department
Brandon Carraha	....	boom operator
Julie Wilde	....	boom operator

Camera and Electrical Department
Ruthie Aslan	....	grip
Wylda Bayron	....	first assistant camera
Bernard X. Brongniart	....	gaffer
Laurie Chakel	....	electrician
John Coots	....	electrician
Micah Eisenmann	....	best boy electric
Alec Jarnagin	....	Steadicam operator
Alec Jarnagin	....	camera operator: "a" camera
Ronan Killeen	....	additional first assistant camera
Lou Massa	....	key grip
Josiah Silverstein	....	grip

Casting Department
Giselle Rodriguez	....	extras casting

Other crew
Ercan Bas	....	production assistant
Veronica Mulero	....	script supervisor
Giselle Rodriguez	....	assistant to director
David Satin	....	imaging engineer: HDTV

Production Companies

• Hellfish Films

Distributors

• Echo Bridge Home Entertainment (2006) (USA) (DVD)

Runtime:

USA:90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Bronx, New York City, New York, USA

Company:

Hellfish Films

Movie Connections:

References "Dynasty" (1981)

dear god...

MY EYES! IN THE NAME OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY MAKE ME UNSEE THIS MOVIE! what drugs are you people on! this could very well be the worst movie ever! i felt like i was on a bad acid trip the whole time, i need to call a therapist to help me deal with the trauma of this epic disaster. From start to finish glow ropes is an unholy masterpiece of satanic cinema. when i thought to watch this movie with my Jewish best friend and his family we thought "oh hey, this may be funny! it will probably be bad but still a little funny" how wrong we were, we were not prepared for how awful this movie could be. All of my friends lined up for lobotomies as soon as the film was over, and during the course of the movie, one of my friends attempted to hang himself with his belt while another tried to slit his wrists with a wooden spoon. I wish I had watched the video from The Ring instead, that way the pain and suffering would be over in only seven short days. For all who wish to see this movie, YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! you may think you are some sort of "tough guy" by renting this but this movie will break you, push you to the ground and urinate on you.