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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Cheri Oteri (TV Movie 2004) Poster

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Arianna: Oh my god, Craig, my boyfriend is freeballin'!

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Pilot: Sorry to interrupt our in flight feature, Free Willy 2, but if a flight attendant doesn't get her ass up here soon I'm gonna crash this thing.

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Office Worker: Are you wearing a tube top?

Adele: Just a little elastic basket to hold my peaches.

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Judge Judy: [talking to the defendant, a clown] Hey, I've got a story for you. It's about the day I killed a clown whore now SHUT UP!

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Cass Van Rye: Can we turn on the AC in here fellas?

Tom Wilkins: Actually Cass, the station refused to pay the bill because we are the lowest rated show on television.

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Craig: Who's that Spartan under me?

Arianna: It's me! It's me!

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Barbara Walters: Yep, I was in such a roid rage, I threw a file cabinet at Hugh Downes.

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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!

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Office Worker #2: Adele, you're really bad at innuendo.

Adele: Yeah, well I want you bad in my end-o.

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Colette Reardon: I popped a handful of Benzedrine in my mouth, just a quick pick me up.

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Restaurant Manager: [a customer has complained about Nadine] First thing, who is the queen of disco?

Irate customer: Uh, Donna Summer?

Restaurant Manager: Right, and how is Miss Summer listed in the phone book?

Irate customer: Uh, Summer, Donna?

Restaurant Manager: Now, slow that down.

Irate customer: Summer, Donna, Summer Donna, Summer Donna

Restaurant Manager: That's right; now what do you need to do?

NadineRestaurant Manager: Simmer down now! Simmer down now!

[Customer runs out of the restaurant]

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Don: [Responding to buzzer] Kevin and Babette?

Babette: You are Sexy! You come with me, we have sexy good time!

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