Saturday Night Live: The Best of Cheri Oteri (2004 TV Special)
Pilot: Sorry to interrupt our in flight feature, Free Willy 2, but if a flight attendant doesn't get her ass up here soon I'm gonna crash this thing.
Judge Judy: [talking to the defendant, a clown] Hey, I've got a story for you. It's about the day I killed a clown whore now SHUT UP!
Cass Van Rye: Can we turn on the AC in here fellas?
Tom Wilkins: Actually Cass, the station refused to pay the bill because we are the lowest rated show on television.
Barbara Walters: Yep, I was in such a roid rage, I threw a file cabinet at Hugh Downes.
Office Worker #2: Adele, you're really bad at innuendo.
Adele: Yeah, well I want you bad in my end-o.
Colette Reardon: I popped a handful of Benzedrine in my mouth, just a quick pick me up.
Restaurant Manager: [a customer has complained about Nadine] First thing, who is the queen of disco?
Irate customer: Uh, Donna Summer?
Restaurant Manager: Right, and how is Miss Summer listed in the phone book?
Irate customer: Uh, Summer, Donna?
Restaurant Manager: Now, slow that down.
Irate customer: Summer, Donna, Summer Donna, Summer Donna
Restaurant Manager: That's right; now what do you need to do?
[Customer runs out of the restaurant]