Hayley Stark:
You really just don't look like kind of guy who needs to meet girls over the internet.
Jeff Kohlver:
Well, I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out real quick peoples faces lie.
Hayley Stark:
Does my face lie?
Hayley Stark:
Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.
Jeff Kohlver:
Ah, so you and your mom are both wacked?
Hayley Stark:
I dunno. There's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or... did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that...
Hayley Stark:
I guess they, uh, weren't brass.
Jeff Kohlver:
Those letters are mine.
Hayley Stark:
Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.
Hayley Stark:
Well if Denise was here right now, what would you say?
Jeff Kohlver:
I'd say, "Help... a teenager cut my balls off. Call the police."
Hayley Stark:
You used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they use on Amazon.com. Busted!
Jeff Kohlver:
You're getting yourself in terrible trouble.
Hayley Stark:
Oh? Oh and how's that?
Jeff Kohlver:
If you cut me in any way you won't forget it. It changes you when you hurt somebody.
Hayley Stark:
Oh and you speak from experience I guess.
Jeff Kohlver:
I've just lived. Unlike you. The things you do wrong... they haunt you.
Hayley Stark:
Tell me what you're haunted by.
Jeff Kohlver:
Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date? Or on your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you you will. Don't do that to yourself.
Hayley Stark:
Wow... You know, that is so thoughtful! You are speaking to me so selflessly! I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched. Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment? Imagine that when you downloaded this little girl... I was sitting by your side saying, "Stop, don't do that to yourself. Stop, don't do that to yourself. Stop. Stop." Would you have listened?
Hayley Stark:
I'm reading this books about Jean Seberg.
[
looks at Jeff, who shakes his head]
Hayley Stark:
She's this actress who slept with all the wrong people and ended up killing herself.
Jeff Kohlver:
Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife?
[
as Hayley raises gun]
Jeff Kohlver:
Oh you know how to use that huh?
Hayley Stark:
[
cocks the gun] Honors student, remember? Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it.
Jeff Kohlver:
What? You're gonna shoot me? Shoot me! SHOOT ME! You're not gonna shoot me!
Jeff Kohlver:
Well you look older than you are and you certainly act older than you are.
Hayley Stark:
I fucking hate Goldfrapp.
Jeff Kohlver:
It'll ruin my career... it'll ruin my life!
Hayley Stark:
Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?
Jeff Kohlver:
[
while tied down to a chair] Look, look. I've been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile.
Jeff Kohlver:
[
talking at the same time as Hayley answers him back] Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!
Hayley Stark:
Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid. I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved. So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose.
Jeff Kohlver:
And when will that be?
Hayley Stark:
I'm not sure yet.
[
first lines]
Hayley Stark:
Mmm. This is soo good. I want more.
Jeff Kohlver:
Don't get greedy.
Jeff Kohlver:
Fuck off.
Hayley Stark:
Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.
Jeff Kohlver:
Who the hell are you?
Hayley Stark:
I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.
Hayley Stark:
This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick.
Jeff Kohlver:
You were coming on to me!
Hayley Stark:
Oh, come on. That's what they always say, Jeff.
Jeff Kohlver:
Who?
Hayley Stark:
Who? The pedophiles! 'Oh, she was so sexy. She was asking for it.' 'She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman.' It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it! Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does NOT mean she's ready to do what a woman does.
[
pause]
Hayley Stark:
I mean, you're the grown up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it! If a kid says 'Hey, let's make screwdrivers!' You take the alcohol away, and you don't race them to the next drink!
Hayley Stark:
[
holding up a picture] Why is this girl so special? Huh? Why does she get to keep her clothes on?
Related Links
*
