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Flushed Away (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Goldfish: [Roddy picks up fish] Have you seen my dad?

Spike: Ohhh, Whitey!

Whitey: I saw an opportunity, and I took it.

Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".

Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

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[Spike and Whitey are falling]

Spike: Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

[Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone]

Whitey: I kept me legs straight, Spike.

[a power cord lands on Spike]

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Sid: [Flushing Roddy down the drain] You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?

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Sid: You were going to flush me down the loo!

Roddy: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!

Sid: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?

Roddy: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!

Sid: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.

Roddy: No, no, no! You can't do this!

Sid: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!

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Tadpole: Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?

Toad: Anything for you, my little man.

Tadpole: Can I have a pony?

Toad: No.

Tadpole: A puppy?

Toad: We'll talk about it.

Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?

Toad: No!

[All the tadpoles start asking for puppies]

Toad: No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

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Sid: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

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Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.

Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita.

[laughs]

Spike: Thought you could give us the slip?

[Slips and falls]

Spike: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?

Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

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Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?

Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.

Roddy: Thank you.

Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.

Roddy: Ah, thank you.

Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!

Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no!

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Liam: Oy, mom! There's a peeping Tom outside.

Rita's Grandma: Tom? Oh, it's Tom Jones!

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Liam: He's gonna steal your boat.

Rita: He won't steal my boat.

Liam: He's stealing your boat.

Rita: He isn't stealing...

Liam: He stole your boat.

Rita: What?

Liam: He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

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Rita: This is quite tasty.

Roddy: Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.

Rita: Rice?

Slug: [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.

Maggots: Larva, larva, larva...

Roddy: Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.

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Tex: Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball! Aw, these Brits don't know the first thing about football.

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Whitey: Oh, I love a happy ending.

Spike: Oh, you've gone soft. I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence.

[the champagne bottle used to christen the Jammy Dodger II swings over and hits Spike; the cork pops and the bottle goes flying, taking Spike with it; offscreen crash]

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Whitey: Are you - are you happy now, Spike?

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Toad: You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!

Le Frog: Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.

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Le Frog: You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!

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Roddy: [hanging on to Rita's belt as it starts to break] No, no don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see.

[belt breaks; Rita's pants drop]

Roddy: That wasn't on the list.

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Roddy: And who might you be, little chap?

Shocky: They call me Shocky.

Roddy: Why do they call you that?

Shocky: [Shocks Roddy with a battery] Shocky!

Roddy: Ohh! Yes, got it.

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[as Roddy is sent flying through a clothesline]

Passerby: Is it a bird?

Passerby #2: Is it a plane?

Passerby #3: Is that guy wearing my underpants?

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Action Figure: Give up your weapons of mass destruction! Come and get me, enemy of freedom!

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Toad: Huzzah, a man of quality!

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Rita: Tell me about yourself, Roddy.

Roddy: Well, there's not much to tell.

Rita: You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.

Roddy: I'm... I'm in a boy band.

Rita: What?

Roddy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.

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[Roddy is using a cell phone as a shield as Rita throws crayons at him; the crayons dial a number]

Take Out: Ha Chin Chinese takeout.

Roddy: Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!

Take Out: One chicken chow mein. With wonton?

Roddy: No, crayons!

Take Out: No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?

Roddy: Fried. No, wait!

Take Out: You want wonton or what?

Roddy: Cancel that order.

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Spike: Blimy, it's cold.

Whitey: That's why I wore me mittens.

Spike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!

Whitey: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.

Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

Roddy: I haven't got your ruby!

[the ruby falls on his hand]

Roddy: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.

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Shocky: They call me shocky.

Roddy: Now why do they call you that?

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[Talking about Spike's hands]

Spike: They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are.

Whitey: You got your mother's hands.

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Spike: All right, all right! It's time to bring out... the Persuader!

[takes out a nutcracker]

Spike: Your choice, mate. You can talk now, or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?

Spike: [through the nutcracker, in a much higher voice] Yes, in a much higher voice.

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Slug: High five!

[He realizes he has no hands]

Slug: Oh, yeah.

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[Le Frog Has brought a cable necessary for the Toad's plan]

Toad: At last, it's mine!

[the Toad laughs for half a minute and is annoying Le Frog]

Le Frog: Just take it!

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Toad: You find my pain amusing?

Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

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Rita: It's impossible!

Roddy: /ENGLAND/ is winning! ANYTHING'S possible!

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Spike: Any last requests?

Roddy: Yes. Could you fly, quite suddenly, off the boat, screaming like a girl?

Spike: What?

[Is jerked off the boat by a cord]

Spike: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Le Frog: We leave immediately!

[strides off screen]

Henchfrog #1: What about supper?

Le Frog: [strides back on screen] We leave in five hours!

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Le Frog: To action!

Henchfrogs: We surrender!

Le Frog: Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing!

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Le Frog: We leave immediately!

Henchfrog: What about dinner?

Le Frog: We leave... in five hours.

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Spike: Bingo!

Whitey: Scrabble! Heh.

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Fly: He's a mad man! Run away, run...

[the Toad swallows the fly]

Toad: Pardon me, my fly's undone.

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Toad: You find my pain funny?

Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.

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Roddy: Roddy St. James saves the day.

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Toad: You are late.

Le Frog: Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way.

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Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

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Whitey: Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous.

Spike: Danger is my middle name!

Whitey: I thougth it was Lesley.

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Roddy: When the cat's away, the mice will play!

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Whitey: It's just that curry you had last night, Spike. I'm the same, I've got a bum like the Japanese flag.

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Rita's Grandma: I'm coming, Tom!

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[last lines]

Tabitha: Roddy! I brought you a new friend!

[she holds up a cat]

Sid: Aah!

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Le Frog: This bizarre obsession with rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call "le fruitcake!"

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[repeated line]

Toad: Good bye, vermin.

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Roddy: Maybe I can make it up to you?

Rita: Get stuffed.

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Toad: Where are those idiots!

[talking to his tadpoles]

Toad: It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

[speaks baby talk]

Toad: Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.

[Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter]

Toad: Did you find it?

[still in baby voice]

Spike: Huh?

Toad: [angered] Uh! Did you find it?

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Ladykiller: [to Roddy] End of the line, Millicent!

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Slug: [singing] Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody for my own!

[Roddy closes the window on the Slugs]

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Rita: We Malones never go back on our word.

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Rita: Real!

Roddy: Fake.

Rita: Real!

Roddy: Fake.

Rita: [sighs] Real.

Roddy: Fake.

Rita: REAL!

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Thimblenose Ted: Hey guys, I just had a tipoff. They're heading west, to Kensington.

Spike: Bingo!

Whitey: Scrabble!

Spike: Enough games! To the Ratmobiles!

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[first lines]

Mother: Car's here.

Father: It's nine o' clock already, we're going to miss our flight.

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Le Frog: [after Rita hit him] You will pay for this, my little chocolate croissant.

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Le Frog: He's cuckoo, but family!

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Whitey: [after spotting the ruby in Rita'a back pocket] The booty's in the booty!

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Rita's Dad: Wave. Wave!

Crowd: [shouting] England!

Rita's Dad: No! Giant wave!

[everybody turns around and screams]

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Roddy: [singing] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington.

Slug: Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?

Roddy: How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?

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Roddy: [Roddy and Rita are running from the thugs] Rita could we please go a little faster.

Rita: We don't have too.

Rita: [hits a button] Go go purple custard.

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Toad: [to Le Frog] Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.

Le Frog: [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.

Toad: [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.

Le Frog: Oh mon dieu.

Toad: Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

Le Frog: Your going to make me throw up.

Toad: We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

Le Frog: I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible

[chuckles]

Le Frog: .

Toad: You find my pain funny?

Le Frog: I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.

Toad: [stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.

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Rita's Dad: We don't need the money!

Cockroach: A new stove would be nice...

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Roddy: [Showing Sid the toilet] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.

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Pegleg: So you're from up top, huh?

Roddy: Yes.

Pegleg: I know someone who might be able to help you, might. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.

Goldfish: I know where it is!

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Whitey: [Repeated line] Keep your legs straight!

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Sid: [to Roddy] I'll be seeing you my friend.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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