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Nick Persons: I can fix that.

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Chuck Mitchell, Jr.: It certainly is a fixer upper.

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Chuck Mitchell, Jr.: You've got dry rot.

Nick Persons: Dry what?

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Nick Persons: Hey, there little buddy. I could use a...

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Nick Persons: Hey man, I'm right here.

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Suzanne Persons: Nick, there's something that we really need to talk about. Honey, I'm pregnant.

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Nick Persons: I got it. Did I get him?

Lindsey PersonsKevin Persons: No.

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Nick Persons: You need to get some fresh air and a few open spaces.

Suzanne Persons: I think I'm gonna be sick right now.

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Nick Persons: Pregnant lady coming through.

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Chuck Mitchell, Jr.: The place was built in 1889.

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Chuck Mitchell, Jr.: It's really an amazing place to raise a family.

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Nick Persons: I can do the fixing.

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Nick Persons: We'll take it.

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Suzanne Persons: [to Nick] I think you should just call a contractor.

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Suzanne Persons: [to Nick] Now do you want the number?

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Nick Persons: You're the local real estate guy.

Chuck Mitchell, Jr.: I'm also the local contractor.

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Nick Persons: It's you and me, there's nothing to be scared of. But that.

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Lindsey Persons: At least the table's strong.

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Suzanne Persons: Honey, what was that?

Nick Persons: A raccoon.

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Chuck Mitchell, Jr.: I must warn you, Nick, I am fluent in the karate.

Nick Persons: I don't know karate, but I know ca-razy!

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