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Big Momma's House 2 (2006) Poster

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Kevin: Uh, okay, this is, uh, Agent Kinnealy. Please advise, I just made BM in the back of a cab.

Liliana Morales: Uh, you did what in the back of the cab?

Kevin: Big Momma! I just made Big... I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab, and now I'm going to get VD... Visual data. I'm going... Never mind.

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Stewart: What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!

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Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.

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Oshima: I'm, uh, going to have to wand you.

Big Momma: Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for?

[wand squeaking]

Big Momma: Tha-That's underwire.

Oshima: Yeah.

Big Momma: Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job.

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Malcolm: [to Andrew] Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.

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Leah Fuller: If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.

Malcolm: Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.

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Carrie Fuller: Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!

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Big Momma: What do we want Mrs. Fuller?

Leah Fuller: Umm... more butt?

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Molly: [in response to Big Momma's breakfast] It's like out of a magazine.

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Mall Old Man: [to Malcolm as he's hiding from his wife in the mall] Been there.

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[last lines]

Malcolm: You never know when Big Momma might show up again!

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Big Momma: Ooh! We got a gusher! Oh, my goodness! Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pig's feet.

Fuller's Secretary, Lucy: You're going to change his diaper right here?

Big Momma: Uh, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up.

Fuller's Secretary, Lucy: Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.

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Big Momma: Boy, you must be stuck on stupid!

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Big Momma: I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma everybody calls me Big Momma.

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Big Momma: [after giving Poncho tequila] Go on and get your tilt on.

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Big Momma: Girl, you got a mean streak in you, and God don't like ugly.

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Sherri: Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby and how it was going to change things. You promised me you were up for this.

Malcolm: Yeah baby, but to be fair, you were naked when most of those promises were made.

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