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 Zerophilia (2005) More at IMDbPro »

Keenan: You're gonna' have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself... mostly.
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Sydney: That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it'll really piss you off!
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Luke: Sorry lady, but you're just bizarre.
Sydney: May be. But one thing I learned long ago: you can't change your true nature, even if it can change you.
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Keenan: You mean, you're gonna' try to keep yourself from getting turned on?
Luke: Yeah.
Keenan: C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream.
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Michelle: Are you asking me out?
Luke: I'll-I'll just sit there, I won't talk
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Luke: I make out with a girl, I start turnin' into one. You gotta admit that's a little weird.
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Luke: She's smart, funny, the way she eats ravioli with a spoon, you're like "aaahh!"
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Luke: Keenan c'mere! Quick!
Keenan: What?
Luke: [looking at self in mirror] Well I HAD hair, man!
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Luca: [Keenan has just suggested that Luca ask Michelle whether she would consider a relationship with a zerophiliac] No way I'm gonna ask her that!
Keenan: Well you have to! Come on, where are your nads man?
Keenan: [the two exchange a look] We'll get 'em back.
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