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30 August 2005 (USA) See more »
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An Incredible Treasure. A Terrifying Curse.
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Cast

  (in credits order)
Joseph Marino ... Rafael (Redblood) Rivera
Mayra Soto ... Serena
Hardy-Ames Hill ... Tony
Jessie Camacho ... Audra
Joe Jones ... Martin
J. Shin ... Greedy G.
Merlynne Williams ... Melissa
Kevin Hawke ... Scott
Kristin Ellich ... Tris
John Sanzari ... Gus
Maria Santos ... Sacrificial Girl
Kinsu ... Voodoo Priest
Puddy Tat ... Warrior 1
Showtime ... Warrior 2
Tremain Brown ... Warrior 3
Al Admir ... Narrator
Tim Elwell ... British Soldier 1
Perry Bass ... British Soldier 3
Lance Holmquist ... Pirate 1
Russel ... Pirate 2
Juan Luis Galiardo ... Pirate 3
Dizzy Cinares ... Pirate 4
Tony Tarracino ... Old Pirate - 1800's

Directed by
Daniel Zirilli 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
D. Glase Lomond 
Daniel Zirilli 

Produced by
Jonah M. Hirsch .... executive producer
Ann Luster .... co-producer
Melissa Strickland .... producer
Daniel Zirilli .... producer
 
Original Music by
Nick Rivera 
 
Cinematography by
Neal Fredericks 
 
Film Editing by
Roger Cohen 
 
Casting by
Brad Davis 
 
Makeup Department
Kelly O'Leary .... makeup department head
 
Production Management
Ann Luster .... unit production manager
 
Sound Department
Eric M. Moorman .... production sound mixer
 
Special Effects by
Kelly O'Leary .... special effects makeup
 
Editorial Department
Bryan Cantrall .... on-line editor
 
Other crew
Celeste Ellich .... head craft service
Katarina Ellich .... craft service
Rick Michaels .... gun handler
Melissa Perez .... production coordinator
 

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Rated R for language, violence and brief drug use
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88 min
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This was Neal Fredericks' last film. He died in a plane crash during production.See more »
Goofs:
Revealing mistakes: First scene in the movie, the whole scene was reversed. It probably wouldn't have been so obvious except the fact that the name of the pirate ship was reversed on the back of the ship.See more »
Movie Connections:
References Halloween (1978)See more »
Soundtrack:
What Shall I DoSee more »

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4 out of 6 people found the following review useful.
CrapBones, 24 November 2006
Author: (Vomitron_G) from the Doomed Megalopolis of Blasphemous Technoids

Holy Macaronial Crap!!!

"BONES OF CRAP"!

"CROSSCRAP"!

"ARR, ARR, CRAP IN ME PIRATE PANTS"!

These all would have been more appropriate titles for the abominable 'movie' that is called CROSSBONES!

When looking for 'first time viewings' for the annual Octobre Horror Movie Challenge here on the IMDb horror-board, I had the misfortune of stumbling upon this extremely lame and idiotic crap-fest. And I now officially have my number 1 Worst Horror movie of the New Millennium! And mind you, I never, ever have used the term 'worst horror movie...'. I always carefully used the phrase "One of the worst...".

Anyway, after having seen this pirate/horror/reality-TV crap-fest, I immediately added one extra point to the first movie I saw during that month for the Challenge, namely BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (aka IL BOIA SCARLATTO). I don't care if that one's made in the 60's or that it's not comparable in any way with CrapBones. At least I had a lot of fun with BLOODY PIT OF HORROR. Hell, it's even a better movie...

In fact, after having seen CrapBones I might as well go back to my reviews and add one extra point to ALL bad & crappy movies I've seen so far. Because none of them was as bad as this one... Well, maybe some... For the ones who know their more recent bad-movie-stuff: SKELETON MAN (that Casper Van Dien crap-fest) is almost Oscar material compared to CRAPBONES. Almost, I said...

I will not even dedicate more time to going into full details of this movie (because really, it's not worth it), but here's another 'aka' title:

CARIBBEAN CRAP!

Hmmm... I wonder if I might have over-used the word "crap" just a little bit in this comment...?

**UPDATE** Please forget that "worst horror movie"-statement I made about CROSSBONES. I recently saw DEMON SUMMER and DA HIP HOP WITCH. And, yes, they're even worse. That just shows you can't be sure of anything anymore these days...

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