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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) More at IMDbPro »

Dean: [Charlie walks in the door and Dean hits him] You motherfucker! Now, lets see what kind of soldier you are sheriff.
[Hits his head into the ground]
Dean: One! That was beautiful form sheriff!
[Smashes his head into the ground more]
Dean: Two! Halfway doesn't count dick head.
[Smashes his head again]
Dean: Three! Is that all you got, is that all you fucking got
[Continually smashing his Charlie's head into the ground]
Dean: You killed my girlfriend! Fuck you asshole, Fuck YOU! -
[pause]
Dean: My money says your not goin' anywhere.
[Hits his head into the ground once more, Charlie spits out blood and teeth, Dean then hears the sound of the Chainsaw]

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Chrissie: What about my friends?
Holden: Fuck your friends! You're on your own.
Chrissie: You Asshole!

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[from trailer]
Sheriff Hoyt: See whatcha did boy?

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Sheriff Hoyt: [after seeing Leatherface with a mask for the first time] I like your new face.

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Sheriff Hoyt: As long as we stick t'geth'r th'ain't nuthin' we can't handle!

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Sheriff Hoyt: We're on our own tonight people... and alone, we shall rise above it all!

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Sheriff Hoyt: [after shooting the sheriff of a small town] Damn, I just killed the entire police department!

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Sheriff Hoyt: Ask after grace, asshole.

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Sheriff Hoyt: [to Eric] You don't like playin' with me anymore 'cause I'm a pussy, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pussy, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.

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Bailey: We're going on a road trip!

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Bailey: This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing.

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Chrissie: What are you doing?
Eric: Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them.
Chrissie: Catch who?
Eric: Gooks in the swamp.
Chrissie: Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease!

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Chrissie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Sheriff Hoyt: My money says he aint going nowhere

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Sheriff Hoyt: Get her in there! I think you like wasting my time blondie!

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Chrissie: Why are you doing this?
Sheriff Hoyt: No talking untill i've said grace, asshole.

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Tea Lady: I just can't stop eating those little chocolates. They are soo good!
Luda Mae: I put coconut in them!
Tea Lady: Oh sweet Jesus!

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Sheriff Hoyt: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.
Luda Mae: What are you goona do to him?
Sheriff Hoyt: Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.
[Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]
Monty: AAAAAAAAAHH!
Sheriff Hoyt: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up!
Luda Mae: No No!
Monty: AAAAAAAAAAHH!
[Cuts off other leg clean]
Luda Mae: What on earth didya do that for?
Sheriff Hoyt: You know, jus' to balance things out.

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Bailey: Normal guys would die for this.
Dean: I'm just distracted.

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Sheriff Hoyt: There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man.

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[last lines]
Narrator: From 1969 to 1973, the Hewitt family murdered thirty-three people across the state of Texas. To this day, it is universally considered the most notorious and brutally sadistic killing spree in the annals of American history: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Chrissie: [Charlie, or "Hoyt" finishes saying grace] I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table...
[pauses]
Chrissie: Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
Sheriff Hoyt: You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, thats what this is! Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, thats right. And especially you!

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Holden: I'm looking for the girl.
Sheriff Hoyt: The girl? She's right there.
[Points to Bailey]
Holden: That's not her.
Sheriff Hoyt: Well if that's not the girl then... oh I don't think you wanna see the other one.

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Sheriff Hoyt: [Hoyt looks at Monty's freshly severed leg cut off by Leatherface] Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!
[Leatherface proceeds to cut off the other leg]

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Chrissie: Tell me something, Do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive?

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Sheriff Hoyt: Come on Tommy, Ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone... Get it done.

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Sheriff Winston: [about tom aka Leatherface] You raised that retard right, you and me, we aint takin' this drive right now.
Sheriff Hoyt: He aint retarded, he's misunderstood.

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Chrissie: Do you just fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

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Sheriff Winston: I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?"

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Sloane: Boss, I need a bathroom break.

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Sloane: Please, dear lord no!

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[seeing Baby Thomas aka Baby Leatherface for the first time]
Young Luda Mae: Isn't he beautiful?
Sheriff Hoyt: That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.

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Sheriff Hoyt: [after shooting the Sheriff] Holy Shit! I just killed the whole fucking Sheriff's department... wonder what that felt like?

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Sheriff Hoyt: People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by God they'll remember what we did.

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Bailey: I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended.

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