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Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She... See full summary »

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Philomenia
Isadora Edison ...
Klownie
Andrea Davis ...
Hottie
Bob MacKay ...
Uncle Abe
Tatiana Stone ...
Duey
Jessica Abbott ...
Smokin'
Tracy Rose ...
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Barbi Leigh ...
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Katrina Raey ...
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Angel Marie ...
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John Samuel Jordan ...
Mark
Justin Wingenfeld ...
Clem the Waiter
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An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon. Written by 2borno2b

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I <3 boobs
9 April 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

when I think of Van Helsing, I think of BOOBS!!!!! Vampire Boobs!!!!!!!!!! This cinematic triumph comes from the same director as Gladiator Eroticus, and Playmate of the Apes, so when I rented it from my local video store, I knew I was in for something special! There were girls, and they were fighting!! fighting NAKED! I highly recommend that you watch this film.

But if three sets of surgically altered mammaries doesn't really do it for you, there are other aspects of this movie that make it worth at least three viewings. The special effects rival the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and are as ground breaking as The Matrix, or the latest Peter Gabriel music video.

THE FACE OF CINEMA WOULD NOT BE THE SAME, WITHOUT THE SEXY ADVENTURES OF VAN HELSING!!!!


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