Mr. Denzel Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I've figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity!
[Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on Crocker]
Mr. Denzel Crocker: What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES!
[laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]
Adult Timmy Turner: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
Young Timmy Turner: But if I do, you won't exist!
Adult Timmy Turner: Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.
[he fades away]
Young Timmy Turner: No, come back! Please! Please!
[Timmy growls and then screams]
Young Timmy Turner: Every time something cool happens in my life -*Every Time*, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
Timmy Turner: If I don't make it out of here...
Timmy Turner: Tell my dad...
[more suspenseful music]
Timmy Turner: He's weird.
Mr. Turner: [the Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil] So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mrs. Turner: In the face of this of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
Vicky: [in tears] I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner: Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Vicky: [uneasy] Yes?
Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired!
Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
Doug Dimmadome: What? Didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
Mr. Turner: Yes.
Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque.
[outside the Turner's front window]
Dinkleburg: Fetch, Dinkle-dog!
Adam West: [Cosmo and Wand are being pulled toward a taxi-a voice comes gleefully over the intercom] Hey there, fairy folks! This is Adam West saying remember to buckle up!
[Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V".
[Vicky laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV, then Young and Old Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear]
Young Timmy Turner: This way! Quick!
[Young and old Timmy walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
[everyone starts jumping into the TV]
Vicky: I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody.
[Last lines, imitating Porky Pig]
Cosmo: Well... Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...
Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
Cosmo: Nothing. It's just really cold in here.
Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."
[Cosmo gets out a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet]
Cosmo: You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech!
Adult Timmy Turner: [while driving a race car] Hand me the Remote!
Young Timmy Turner: [also driving a race car] Why should I trust you? You're an adult! And if you're an adult that means you're not a child, and if you are not a child that means you're an adult, and if you're an adult that means you can be trusted!
[Rapid Frame Changing]
Young Timmy Turner: Ahh! Oooh! Ahh!