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Dead Man's Shoes (2004) Poster

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[first lines]

Richard: [narrating] God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

Sonny: Hey man, how you doin'? Rich...

[offers handshake]

Sonny: [Richard refuses handshake]

Sonny: You ok?

Richard: Mmh

[nods head]

Sonny: You know the lads had this ridiculous idea th...

Richard: [Richard interrupts him before he can finish off the sentence] Yeah, it was me.

Sonny: Oh it was? Thought so. What are you up to?

Richard: Moochin' about.

Sonny: Moochin' about? In my house?

Richard: Mmh

Sonny: Do you always paint men? Like women?... What are you doin' lad?

Richard: That's my concern.

Sonny: Not with being in my house. Where are you staying?

Richard: Motson's farm. Gonna come see me are ya?

Sonny: Maybe I will. You're not afraid of me are ya?

[Richard smiles & shakes head implying he isn't afraid]

Tuff: Why doesn't he just chin him?

Big Al: He's weighing him up, he's weighing him up, shut up.

Sonny: You're making me very nervous, Richard.

Richard: Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all.

Sonny: I don't like being threatened, Rich'.

Richard: I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it.

Richard: [Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm] You're fucking there mate!

[Richard clenches his hand]

Richard: So get in that car... and FUCK OFF!

Richard: You get to me first!

Sonny: I just might.

Herbie: Can I help you, mate?

Richard: [shrugs] Sorry?

Herbie: [says aggressively] What the fuck are you looking at?

Richard: [shouts] You, ya cunt!

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Richard: [to Mark] You, you were supposed to be a monster - now I'm the fucking beast. There's blood on my hands, from what you made me do.

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Richard: You know why people give kids drugs? So they can control their minds. 'Cause they're fucking weak-minded themselves.

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Anthony: They all tried to hold your hand. I didn't

Richard: No, you didn't

Anthony: Don't need to, do I?

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Soz: I told him not to mention the elephant...

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Richard: Dance at my party.

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Richard: What you cutting it like?

Anthony: Dunno. Long hair

Richard: What, like Bon Jovi?

Anthony: [laughs] No

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Soz: Can I go home?

Richard: Oh, you're going. Your going

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Richard: What did you do?

[Mark begins explaining]

Richard: I SAID WHAT DID YOU DO... What did you do? Not them other cunts

Mark: I didn't stop it... I didn't stop it

Richard: Well you should've stopped it... you might've stopped a lot of carnage

Mark: What do you mean?

Richard: They're all dead... I executed them all and your the last one

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Richard: Was he screaming my name? When they were torturing him... was he screaming my name?

Mark: Yes

Richard: He's still screaming my name

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Richard: Make a noise and I'll push this in your spine

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Soz: [reading from a magazine] "I love English cock... "

Tuff: Do you?

Soz: [jokingly] Shut it.

[continues to read magazine]

Soz: Fancy a "tit fuck"

Tuff: No thanks...

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Richard: I just want to lie with my brother

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Soz: He wasn't a spastic.

Richard: He fucking was a spastic.

[makes silly noises, as if mocking a retarded person]

Richard: He was a fucking nana.

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Richard: Take this knife

Mark: No

Richard: You take this knife before I do something terrible with it

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